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Brandon Everywhere

I don't care if you... never see the world like I do.

About Me

It's taken me a lifetime to only come up with a handful of good friends that I can rely on for anything. I'll do anything for my friends and family. I've come a long ways through jobs, college, relationships, sports, and fitness to get where I am today. I hate surrounding myself with stupid people, it starts to make me feel stupid. People should hang around people they want to be like or others on their same level. I like those who think outside the box; people who have something original to say. I'm very straight up and call shit as I see it. At 28, my idea of a good time is not staying out at the bars and clubs until 2am every Thurs, Fri, and Sat night... done that. If I'm with the right people I can have a blast no matter where or what I'm doing. My goals are to have a family and live for my kids one day. The picture above shows how funny I can be.With the siblings 2/18/06

My Interests

Posting, Freestyle walking, dry humor, Grey Geese, Sunday Funday, hot tubs, scary movies, launching game, my middle finger, pretending I'm not as cool as i really am, motocross, loud music, Jack, finding my truck, laughing at this new 70's style, lifting weights, Muay Thai Kickboxing and Jiu Jitsu, just barely crossing the line, Snowboarding, dodging phone calls, Xenadrine, Wakeboarding and Water Skiing Have you ever thought about how cool "B" words are? Let me name off a few: Beer, Bitchin, Bikes, Berms, Backflips, Bums, Blah, Baffled, Bust, Burp, Back off, Bro, Big, Boom!, Badass, BRANDON, Bitches, Backdoor Bonnie, Buds, Big Boobs, Balance, Bars, Breakdancing, Barf, Blow, Barney, Bummer, Bif, Back, Breasts, Bic, Black, Bank, Brop, Budweiser, Been there, Brick, Blasted, Billet, Bracket, Be Back, Bikes, Bandaids, Bruises, Bloody Mary, Blankets, Blood, Bathroom, Break it, Bitch Bailed, Butt, Burro, Bad Boy Club, Banned, Bung, Burn, Birds and Bees, Basketb ya right, BBQ, Bigfoot, Breed, Brothel, Beaners, Billy Goat, Blondes, Babes, Bend over, Block, Bullshit, the Boogie, Breed, Boner, Booty, Bang, BJ, Bigfoot, Blackshirt, Bands, Black chicks j/k, Back and Bi's, Bafoon, Bisexual, Borrow, Bag it, Burritos, Bongs, Baller, Back off, Blunted, Bark, Buff, Blame, Brunette, Bondage, Boots, Bah! Posting (pos'ting)v.: To post. To be caught posted. n. Any motion you were in when a large event went down. To look like you're doing something even though you're caught doing nothing. Any still frame. "When he saw those things, homeboy straight posted." The men, at the river Memorial '06 The Channel, Memorial Weekend...

I'd like to meet:

Either we'll click or we won't. I don't get along with everyone. Let me name off WHAT I DON'T WANT: If you eat with your mouth open or talk with food in your mouth, forget it. If you talk uncontrollably and don't know when to shut up, that's not good (and being nervous isnt an excuse). If every other word you say is "LIKE" you're uneducated; you're better off replacing "LIKE" with a pause. If you're always losing shit, you need to pull your brain together. If you think you're mighty woman and going to stop all bar fights and put your head in other people's shit, your lesson is coming. If you get upset when all the attention isn't directed toward you that's called an "attention whore." Don't name off every single drink to me that you had the night before. If I tell you my high school don't go through a list of names asking me who I know. If I ask you what you look for in a relationship and your answer is duh, uh, "Honest, trustworthy, good looking, funny, smart"... then you're fucking stupid. If you're in a relationship that you just bitch about all the time but won't get out of it, don't bring it around me. If our conversations are only about what happened to your friend the other night, or who's having sex with who, take a hike. If you are constantly running behind it's probably because your brain is running behind... not gonna work. If you're a myspace fanatic and/or post bulletins all day, constantly looking for cool ways to flip your page around, get a life. Don't you people work? Lastly, if you're a woman, know when to be a lady... if you're a dude, be a man.

Music:

Anything from Rob Zombie, As I Lay Dying, Death By Stereo, Metallica, Static X, Godsmack, Mudvayne, etc. to Fleetwood Mac, Sting, The Cure, The Bravery, to Pennywise, NOFX, to some house or trance anthems.. you get the idea.I'm on the bike... showing the SKILLZ out in Glamis..

Movies:

I dont watch many but The Boiler Room has been on repeat at my house for a while.

Television:

Not for me. If I do it's something educational like the history channel or discovery or sometimes the news (as depressing as it is). I can't stand "reality tv." We're living reality.

Books:

Usually sales training material.

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Heroes:

My parents. Both busted their asses for years raising the 3 of us, upheld a relationship over 20 years, always worked to give us more than they had, taught values, integrity, ethics, and deserve all the credit for my success. I can't stand people who act disrespectful toward their parents.