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Beth!

I am here for Friends

About Me

I rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony.
I'm in love with love and lousy poetry.

My Interests

*Concerts.
*Water polo.
*Languages.
*Graphic novels.
*Monty Python.
*Sushi.
*Being surly.

I'd like to meet:

My fist with your face.

Music:

Pixies, and my own mix tapes.

Movies:

Anything ending in the words "of the Dead."

Television:

Adult Swim, more animated features.

Books:

Anything by Kurt Vonnegut.

Heroes:

Since I can't be Jaws when I grow up, I'd really like to turn out like my mom. Or a squid.

My Blog

A sincere letter to the eight-hour workday

Dear Eight-Hour Workday,Before I was hired at a 9-to-5 job, I had no idea how long you were. I skipped along blissfully through life, never questioning the sanctity of each moment. The phrase "9 to 5"...
Posted by Beth! on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 07:55:00 PST

I love New York City, Oh yeah, New York City!

It's official: Aug. 26, I'm leaving to become the only living girl in New York! I got an internship with MTV for fall semester, so I'm leaving UF to try my hand at being a Times Square working woman, ...
Posted by Beth! on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:37:00 PST

I'm scene, You're scene, We're all scene for ice cream

It was ungodly hot outside today, so Bailey, Kyle & I went to get gelatto at that new place downtown. (You need to check it out. It's amazing.) But that made me think of our brilliant scheme from last...
Posted by Beth! on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 03:04:00 PST

Coolest video ever

If I haven't beaten this to death yet, go watch this video!http://bravia-advert.com/commercial/braviaextcommhigh. htmlIt's seriously the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, especially considering none...
Posted by Beth! on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:29:00 PST

In honor of Valentine's Day...

I give to you, for no reason, a list of popular songs with the word "love" in the title, except "love" is replaced with "Jennifer Love Hewitt": Accidentally in Jennifer Love Hewitt All You Need Is Je...
Posted by Beth! on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 07:29:00 PST

Hello? Is this thing on?

Okay everyone, I got a MySpace!  Congratulations, you collectively lured me into it.  Now I don't have to settle for fake, meaningless relationships with you all--we can finally officially b...
Posted by Beth! on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 06:46:00 PST