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I am Hans Gruber

Holy Trinity!

About Me

I'm the main bad guy. Karl is my right-hand man.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/30/2005
Band Members: Hans - Vocals, Bright Red Electric Guitar, Casio, Tamborine, Viola------------- Karl - Beats, Security
Influences: Beethoven, Wagner (Gesamtkunstwerk or bust!!!), Mahler, Ravel, Tupac, Eric B. and Rakim, KRS-one (Criminal Minded!), Dvorak, Osama B.L., Bach, Jay-Z, Brahms (early stuff), crime, taking hostages, men's fashion, dolls, well-executed robberies, Jody Watley
Sounds Like:
Record Label: Madhostages Inc.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

BankofAmerica Sucks my fucking ass

Don't ever open account at this shitheap of a bank. They just gangfucked me with "overdraft" charges that i had already protected myself against. I am certain i am right and they are wrong and that th...
Posted by I am Hans Gruber on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:01:00 PST

advice

should i move to san fran? anyone have any suggestions? i would begin to tell the story but its way to long and psychiatrically retarded. i've been literally pacing back and forth for the past two day...
Posted by I am Hans Gruber on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 04:09:00 PST

jobasaurus rex

the portland job market is awesome! Are you getting tired of my sarcasm, my loyal blog fans? well if any of you happen to live in portland and have a sweet-ass job for me, well then you should just co...
Posted by I am Hans Gruber on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 03:51:00 PST

no to cigs

quitting cigs is awesome! especially when you are a heavy big time asssmoker. man, i cant tell you how much i don't miss them. and how much their absence positively influences the creative process, no...
Posted by I am Hans Gruber on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 10:56:00 PST

Fuck this shit

any one got a 3 bedroom house in portland that looks at this page. this shit fucking sucks. the whole rental industry is a big fat kick in the dick. i want to live in a place (read: sing song vocals a...
Posted by I am Hans Gruber on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 11:17:00 PST

seeking mc's, super hot sexy r'n'b vocalists,

anyone for mc on my fun beats? shit. I so bored with sit here with beats for no one rap on top of music. i want friend for beat with smart rhyme about homeland.
Posted by I am Hans Gruber on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 07:35:00 PST

Lady Sov Gives Props, Reps Hard

So check out the Hansy Grubes gettin repped on Lady Sovereign's page with the hot mashup action.
Posted by I am Hans Gruber on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 02:05:00 PST

the hotness

it was burning in my room like an oven, my bed was filled with sweat, and, mann, was i bugging.
Posted by I am Hans Gruber on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 08:06:00 PST