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ford or chevy? chevy
diesel or gas? diesil
bulls or broncs? bull
wrangler or cinch? wrangler
lace up or pull on boots? lace up
Justin or H&H? either
tail gating or line dancing? both
george strait or chis ledoux? both
mossy oak or real tree camo? mossy oak
bud or coors? bud
cope or skoal? skoal
do it for the buckle or the girls/guys? depends
men belong in the... work place
women belong in the... right beside them
beef or pork? beef
hunting or fishing? fishing
drugs or jesus? jesus
stetson or resistol?
bed of your truck or a motel? truck
texas or colorado? texas, it's warmer
ropin or wrestling? ropin
tatoos or scars? both
weekend at the rodeo or weekend with the love of your life? love of my life
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DUI - NORTH CAROLINA STYLEOnly a person in North Carolina could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Kinston , North Carolina after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the w ipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the ;flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.""I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the Designated Decoy."