Darwin.... to tell him he had it all wrong. God to ask him what was so intelligent about his design... real Atlanteans, real aliens, that aren' from south of the border...a nice girl I can take home to mom, and then humpity bumpity in the bathroom while mom does the dishes... Groucho Marx... Karl Marx... Salvador Dali... the Dalai Lama...a real pack llama... a nice third world houskeeper, y'know, a kind of cute one who will attend to all of my needs...your mom, and your dad... the girl who's phone number is scratched into the stall of the men's bathroom...Ben Franklin... Frank Sinatra... Every hot chick I was not drunk enough to introduce myself to... a lawyer I can trust... an accountant I can trust... your sister... Ray Charles...Charlie Parker... Walt Disney...Walt Whitman... Douglas Adams JRR Tolkein...Edgar Cayce