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About Me

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im so sick of this fucking thing...i watch boxing south park and wonder showzen other than that tv is a waste of my time. im a boxer my trainer/mentor/friend is Al Pescatore i love boxing i also like pissing off walmart security guards. usually im with my homies if im not im at the gym...anything else u wanna know, ask
A Biography of your Life:
What is todays date?: january 29
What is the time right now?: 12:11 pm
~First things first~
Full name:: judd daniel cristman
Birth Date:: 6/22/91
Age:: 14
Sex:: hell yeah
Religion:: catholic...unlike some my friends
Education Level:: low
Race:: black
Heritage:: im a negro american
Where do you live?: herkimer
Where are you right now?: herkimer
Where do you work?: nowhere anymore
Are you Single?: idk
~Relationships~
For the Single Guys/Gals:
Are you happy being Single?:
Do you have your eye on someone?:
Are you playing the field?:
Taken Guys & Gals
How long have you been in a relationship?: N/A
Are you happy?: yes
Are you attached or playing the field?: huh?
The Past:
How many Girl/boy friends have you had?: like 7
Which do you prefer.. Single or taken:: um
Do you want to get married?: sure
---when?: well idk
What about kids... Do you want any??: sre
--- How many?: idfk damn
~Schooling~
Name of Elementry School:: herkimer elementary-how original
--- Mascott::: no mascot
--- Fav. teacher::: n/a
--- Fav. Class::: n/a
--- Fav Activities::: n/a
--- Who were your friends?: idr
Name of middle school:: herkimer
--- mascott::: n/a
--- Fav. Teacher::: n/a
--- Fav. Class::: n/a
--- Did you play any sports?: basketball baseball
--- What activities did you participate in?: n/a
--- Who were you close friends?: idr
Name of High School:: herkimer
--- Mascott:: a stupid fucking rabbit
--- Colors::: green and white
--- Fav. teacher::: n/a
--- Fav. Class::: n/a
--- Sports Played::: no
--- Any activities/clubs::: no
--- Were you a Jock/prep/outkast/loner/Goth/etc::: idk
--- Fav thing about this school::: the bell
--- What did you despise about this school?: everything
-Only if you are in college-
What college/University are you attending?:
--- Mascott:::
--- Colors:::
--- Major:::
--- Minors:::
--- Are you on a Sports team?:
--- Do you live on campus::
--- You like it?:
~Family~
Do you live in a broken family?: broken?
How many siblings do you have?: 3
--- Step Siblings?:
--- Half Siblings?:
--- Step Parents?:
Are you guys scattered about or close?: scattered
Do you have daily traditions?: no
--- What about holiday traditions?: no
What is your mom's name?: rebecca
--- Her Maiden Name?:
What is your Dad's name?: don
~Memories~
What is your earliest memory?: idr
What is your favorite memory?: my dad
Have you gone to any concerts?: ummm like 3
--- Where was it?: idk
--- Who did you see?: idr
Where was your first vacation?: havent gone anywhere
Where have you gone on vacations?: havent gone anywhere
What was your favorite vacation?: HAVENT GONE ANYWHERE!
~Your Future~
Do you want to live in a city?: sure
How about somewhere rural?: sure
How about somewhere inbetween?: jesus h christ I DONT CARE
Do you have someplace in mind?: yes
--- What is it?: philidelphia
What occupation would you like to have?: BOXING
--- Do you think you will ever obtain this objective?: hell yea
~Political Aspects~
Do you vote?: no
--- If not, why?: um not 18
Do you take an interest in your goverment?: i guess
Do you watch/read the news?: sometimes
Are you a Republican, Democrat, or Liberal?: im black
~Your Views~
Abortion::: bad
War::: really bad
Drugs::: bad
Russia (I personally want to nuke them)::: fuck you whats wrong with russia
Terorism::: well idk i guess getting fucking bombed wouldnt be too bad
Premarital Sex::: oh hell yeah
Religions::: yes
Hisidic Jews::: hisidic?
George W. Bush::: hes a fuck
Bill Clinton::: hes a fuck too
Democracy::: idk
Porn::: yes
The Media::: sometimes
Todays Standards implimented among the kids of today::: what?
Immigration: sometimes
~What is your Favorite...~
Tv Show::: south goddamn park
Tv Channel::: comedy central
Band::: chamillionaire
Song::: turn it up by chamillionaire
Cell Phone Brand::: uh...samsung?
Soft Drink::: i guess sierra mist
bevarage::: propel water is fucking awesome
Alcoholic Bevarage::: dont drink
Coputer Brand::: uhh...gateway
Video game::: fight night round 3 niggaa
Game Console::: xbox
Cereal::: fruity pebbles
Sub::: mixed?
Hot Sandwich::: idk
Dessert::: chocolate chip cookies
City::: philidelphia or louisville
State::: new york or kentucky
Country::: USA
Animal::: dog
Shampoo::: dont matter
Conditioner::: idk
Clothing Brand::: idk i have lots
Subject::: boxing
teacher::: Al Pescatore
Eye Color::: changes
Hair Color::: black
Movie::: the 40 year old virgin,cinderella man, or million dollar baby
Condiment::: ketchup or mayo
~Preferences - This or That~
IPOD/Cd Player::: ipod
Staples/Tape::: depends
Walmart/Kmart::: depends
Target/Kohls::: target
Macy's/JcPenneys::: macys
Cash/ Credit::: cash
Blue/red::: red
Black/ white::: black
Hooded/non hooded::: hooded
Jeans/Sweats::: depends
Aim/Phone::: depends
Renting/Movie Theatre::: depends
Short/Long hair::: on a girl? long- on myself short
Night/Day::: depends
Rain/Sun::: sun
Cloudy/Bright::: bright
Hot/Cold::: depends
Water/Soda::: water
To Love/To fool around::: uh...love?
Comedy/Drama::: comedy
Day and Time done?: 12:29 pm
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QUESTIONS ONLY A FUCKING STALKER WOULD ASK- The Survey
Name: judd
Birthday: june 22
Birthplace: kentucky
Current Location: herkimer
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: about 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: black
The Shoes You Wore Today: timberlands
Your Weakness: chick o sticks
Your Fears: the kkk
Your Perfect Pizza: cooked
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to not acheive a goal
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: jesus christ on a cracker
Thoughts First Waking Up: going back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: ....
Your Bedtime: whatever time school starts
Your Most Missed Memory: short term memory
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla...weird right?
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappucino
Do you Smoke: FUCK NO
Do you Swear: FUCK YES
Do you Sing: sometimes
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: maybe
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: ???
Do you get Motion Sickness: nnot really
Do you think you are Attractive: drop dead gorgeous
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: mom..sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure
Do you play an Instrument: xbox controller
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: dont remember
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: zoloft and strattera
In the past month have you gone on a Date: dont remember
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: FUCK YES
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: whats sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: my moms car
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no silly
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: alive
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: boxer
What country would you most like to Visit: philidelphia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or brown
Favourite Hair Color: blonde or black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: same height or little shorter than me
Weight: 130 or less
Best Clothing Style: dont care
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: holy shit
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: hahahahaha......
JUDD CRISTMAN
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: SHOVEL
Your Favorite Target: ANYONE DAMNIT
Your Kill Count: 878,258,331
Your Battle Cry: "DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE!!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 37
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $158,745,926,341,643
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My Interests

boxing, boxing, boxing,boxing, music, money, cars, clothes, girls, money, chillin, boxing, life..

the names judd bitch

I'd like to meet:

Steve "2 Pound" Forbes, Roy Jones Jr, Floyd Mayweather, Winky Wright, Jeff Lacy Chamillionaire, Rodney Mullen


R.I.P. DAD

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What Proffesional Boxer are you?

Roy Jones Jr.
Your full of pride and ur an amazing boxer. The first middleweight to be heavyweight champ in over 100 years. You are the best in every weight class and people hate on you because your the best. You like to be family oriented and ur so fast and quick you can KO people whenever you want!

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Movies:

EVERY ROCKY MOVIE MADE!!!!!!, THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, MILLION DOLLAR BABY, CINDERELLA MAN, SOUTH PARK-BIGGER LONGER AND UNCUT, FOUR BROTHERS, KING KONG (new)

Television:

WONDER SHOWZEN, CONTENDER AND SOUTH PARKTake the quiz:
What South Park Character Are You?

Butters
Butters kicks ass and so does Judd Cristman so you are mostly like butters.....mostly

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Books:

the mutt, monster, playboy

Heroes:

MY FATHER RIP, My Mother, Al Pescatore for being the best trainer ever, Steve "2 Pound" Forbes because he has so much heart and wont give up, Roy Jones Jr, Floyd Mayweather, Winky Wright, Jeff Lacy, Rodney Mullen, Chamillionaire