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The Prodigal Son

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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I'm a full-time student currently studying linguistics, double majoring in Russian. My previous studies include law, philosophy, journalism and psychology. I dearly love playing the piano and have not strayed far from that love since the age of six. I am gifted and everything I touch turns to gold. I can out think you, out wit you, and leave you feeling completely and utterly useless. I am physically attractive and my intelligce, charm and sense of humour only serve to reinforce the awesome charasmatic nature that I have been blessed with. I am an intellectual. I am a specimen. I am a philosopher. I am a creator. I am a poet. I am an author. I am a musician. I am a god. I am a devil. I am the charcoal feathers that fly between the heavens and the earth. I am K2. I am a grassy knoll. I am your fears. I am your goals. I am everything that eludes everybody. Look upon me and weep.Today

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My Interests

cinema, theatre, linguistics, snooker/billiards/pool, good coffee, piano, music, fashion/design/aesthetically pleasing things, having my own time, I'm not sure it's an interest - but I'm a serious dog person.

I'd like to meet:

You're all very strange and after only a week of being on here I'm finding the whole thing very disturbing. I feel like I'm punishing myself each and every tiime I log on. The site fills me with frustration. "Yo beayatch... u 1 fine peece of sexy mama seeta ass" "Damn I'd like to lick your abs" "U da bomb gal" F*%$ing speak english and learn to spell. And Azlan Adnan, or whatever your name is, leaving ridiculous amounts of poetry and inane dribble on every female's page, spouting off about IQ and f*&%ing equations for the perfect female, and making every damn effort possible to stand out from the crowd by chucking your mind about, doesn't make you any different from the low brow "yo mama's" and "pimpin your ass" net freaks. *sigh* And I still keep logging on.

Music:

Jeff Buckley, Coldplay, Ani DiFranco, Tori Amos, Depeche Mode, Erasure, the Cure, Audioslave, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Pearl Jam, Ben Harper, Bob Geldof, Lemon Jelly, Bush, Stone Temple Pilots, Faithless, Elvis Costello, Fiona Apple, Smashing Pumpkins, Nick Cave, VAST etc etc...

Movies:

Solaris (both original Russian and Soderbergh), Voices from a Distant Star, Kill Bill (atm), Ring (Jap), The Crow, Burnt by the Sun, Twilight of the Cockroaches, Russian Ark, Le (la?) Haine (the hate), Matrix (1), Zoolander etc etc....

Television:

Buffy, Angel, Law & Order, 24, Conan O'Brian, Whose Line Is It Anyway, Futurama, Takeshi's Castle, hmmmm.... not too much of TV guy.

Books:

Anything Feist (as in Raymond E.), Candide, The Alchemist, The Shining, We, hate and love "Crime and Punishment", Don Quixote, Drakon, Fathers and Sons, Russian lit. and fantasy.

Heroes:

Mick is my hero. MICK YOU'RE MY HERO!!!!!!!!! and Ollie, because, he sleeps all day, eats chicken, snores when he's asleep, snores when he's awake, has a collection of things that squeak, and insists on laying down for breaks when he goes for a walk (see my pics for Ollie in all his glory, and i suppose Mick is in some amount of glory, or something akin to it).

My Blog

Jam Donuts!!

Did Americans invent donuts? I'm betting they did. Another bastardization of the English language. Of course, I understand that "donuts" is much more commercially viable than "doughnuts", assuming ...
Posted by The Prodigal Son on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST