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john holmes

this profile is not set to private .im not a conceited asshole i also dont have any crappy music tha

About Me

im 77 years old i served in vietnam , i saw a black person for the first time when i was 4 i went to harvard and graduated with honors. i was in the world trade center when it collapsed , but i got out alive when john travolta came up to the roof of the building with his plane and saved my life . back in the 70's i was a hitman for the goverment ,my first assignment was jimi hendrix , then jim morrison , later it was the pope but i missed ,then i was hired to cover up the jfk assasanation . i think the one who shot him was dick cheney. but back then he went by a different name , he went by the street name" nicholas caged" he had an accomplice called "amBUSHed " .later i learned that brain tumors are a part of the brain that gets bigger and because of that you know more ,which is why people die from it , the goverment kills them because they have too much brain and are scared that info might leak out . the goverment has tracked me down i guess they kno im writing this info you shouldent kno . nooo here they come ,their at the front door , comin up the stairs . outside my door. i guess they foun

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

robert deniro when he was 10 years old so i could overpower him and rape him so in the future he wont act like such a tough guy in his moviesand that guy who played macaulay culkins brother in home alone buzz i think was his name just so i can slap him

Music:

-the tonight show band -michael jackson(the nigger years)

Movies:

-harry potter -shrek -meatholes vol 4 and 5 -the santa claus 1-3 -my daughters fucking a nigga -honey i shrunk the kids -toy story 1 -2 -1000 facials vol 1 and 5 -warm jizz for mommy -home alone 1 and 2 -deep throat -flintstones meet the jetsons -just creampie -dennis the menace -throat poppers -cumfiesta -flintstones in viva rock vegas -angel 2 slut -monsters inc -facial abuse -curious george -the muppet movie -dirtbox bitches -pee wees playhouse -the secret garden -share my cock -the jungle book -my big black pimp -little mermaid

Heroes:

internet predators.........j/k