i am... a MOMMY and WIFE :o), hella tattooed & pierced, analytical, orderly, methodical, reserved, critical, receptive, ambitious, selfish, intelligent, independant, observant, attentive, practical, affectionate, anxious, self-conscience, arduous, dedicated, spiritual, enthusiastic, sarcastic, sensual, kinky, morbid, a masochist, a tease, strange, kind, silly, open-minded, surreal, honest, blunt, forgiving, spontaneous, moody, nerdy, raw, totally out of my mind, and a million other things. i'm a connoisseur of fine, alternative means of entertainment. that means music, film, artwork, books, et al. i'm always trying to find things that challenge my thoughts, ruin my expectations and blow my mind. i fancy exotic pets like blue tongued-skinks and chinchillas, snarky boys and local/regional musicians. i enjoy reading, painting, writing and foremost being an outspoken and opinionated societal mind pirate. i engage that which i love and hate with the same gloves. that says a lot, but it also says very little. i like to write, can you tell? i'm used to people sizing me up in minutes and sometimes seconds, but i assure you (who cares) that there are many layers to my cake. yes, i am a layer cake with many flavors and jellies and frostings and fruit dippings and even nuts. LOTS of nuts. i am mostly the nuts, but there is sweetness, spice, and multi dimensional dynamics there too. i baked myself from scratch with many unusual, organic ingredients. talk to me and you will see. i am strong. i am also very open minded in all categories of life. if you are goofy and uninhibited, you can be my friend. all others may apply, but if ignored this is why- If you take yoself too serious foo'- i don't have any time for you- i know how impressed you are so take a breather before you continue on. i am not defeated and i, (unlike way too many females today), have much love for my fellow ladies. i love many things, i am very loving. i have an interest in expressing my love. kidding, but only sorta. people. i'm an addict and people are my drugs. talk to me baby. art. i love ART in every form. comedy. there is comedy in everything. health. i love health in it's entirety; mind, body, spirit and all that celestial dirty hippie mentality crap. love. we all need it, and don't get it or spread it nearly enough. i live with love, but i'm silly silly silly period. i have it in check however, so if you want to hire me as otherwise, i can play the part. actor = professional liar. you get the gist. i was born with oculocutaneous and keratosis pilaris rubra. (a genetic hypopigmentation disorder, commonly known as albinism.) i have secrets. i dream about zombies nearly every night. (does anyone know what that's all about?) i get off on shocking the closed-mindedness out of people.
