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Vanity Assassin ×

machinnax

About Me

my name's
i'm not who i used to be, so don't have any expectations.
i love my family, don't fuck with them. it WILL be your last regret.

I PLEDGE A GRIEVANCE TO THE FLAG
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
AND TO THE REPUBLICANS WHOM I CAN'T STAND
ONE NATION UNDER SMOG INDISPICABLE...
WITH LIBERTY FOR JUST US

NOT ALL.

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE

..

Create Your Own!

hey! hey! where you goin' in such a hurry? take it easy girl and tell me a story...

Background from flickr user

My Interests

lawn gnomes;
BABY JESUS's;
psychology;
writing;
photography;
devious applications.
live journal.
xanga.

I'd like to meet:


teena- "we should get married and move to oregon and raise little babies from the earth!"
sarah- "medical marijuanna is legal in oregon lol so is assisted suicide and gay marriage..here is your engagment ring"

My Wife is BEAUTIFUL.



michelangelo.... everyone loves a party dude.
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Music:

THE FLAMING LIPS RULE THE WORLD.
AND RADIOHEAD OWNS THE OTHER HALF OF MY HEART.
every song has a meaning;
but it's not for you to understand.

Movies:

DVDs i own: strangerthanfiction;
underworld;
PARTYMONSTER;
MONALISASMILE;
houseofathousandcorpses;
THEHOURS;
FIGHTCLUB;
DONNIEDARKO;
DOGMA;
thedevilsrejects;
DEATHTOSMOOCHY;
beetlejuice;
anightmarebeforechristmas;
natural born killers

Television:

[television/did/not/break/me]

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Books:

on my bookshelf:
awrinkleintime;
aswiftlytiltingplanet;
awindinthedoor;
manywaters;
anacceptabletime
tithe;
thepoisonwoodbible;
fearofdreaming;
fastfoodnation;
thechronicalsofnarnia;
aclockworkorange;

Heroes:

[sixOH!sixCLIQUE]REPRESENT;

My Blog

dear somerset,

..> once again you've proven yourself to be a drowning pool of drama.glad i don't live there.suck your so called pity down.take your cold heart and drown.oh and don't forget to take deep breaths.....
Posted by Vanity Assassin × on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:10:00 PST

if i could attack with a more sensible approach obviously that's what i'd be doing.

i rely on this too much for my sanity.(maybethat'swhyi'minsane) So you dont want to hear about my good song?And you dont want to hear about how i am getting onWith all the things that i can get doneTh...
Posted by Vanity Assassin × on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 08:59:00 PST

She was a sour girl the day that she met me.

on those special occasions when i'm lucky enough for you to touch.me.just.like.so.   that's the only time i feel like smiling. thonlytimeifeelWHOLE. like maybe youunderstand. like no one understa...
Posted by Vanity Assassin × on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 03:38:00 PST

i'll drink whiskey instead of water...

i can't stand to be sober.     the compromise. the night moves slow.like my hand to the pillow.my face grazes the soft black cloth.i'm drunk. i'm exhausted.ready to give up.my eyes shut like...
Posted by Vanity Assassin × on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 10:23:00 PST

i smoke and i drink and everytime i blink i have a tiny dream...

sometimes you find love in random places. i love how random you are. i enjoy our conversations. we ARE similar creatures. we form the same habits. you are a fucking great friend. i hope you reali...
Posted by Vanity Assassin × on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 09:01:00 PST

just chill...until the next episode..

yesterday was soo much fucking fun until it turned dark...but even then it wasn't too bad. i love nate for being the most awesome douchebag ever. and that's totally a compliment. i give him major prop...
Posted by Vanity Assassin × on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

it's my fucking birthday!!

hey guys guess what!? my birthday days is in 5 days! this means you all should buy me awesome stuff from my amazon wishlist! http://amazon.com/gp/registry/1L4JLVKR7GSXS haha... lovetin...
Posted by Vanity Assassin × on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i want..

a boy. to cuddle with. kiss. and will make me laugh. i want a boy who listens and wants to know what i have to say. i want a smart boy. this is reminding me of an ani song. asking too much i want ...
Posted by Vanity Assassin × on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm miss world

i figured it was about time to update this shit right herre. if only you could hear....a screaming baby fighting sleep like a little bastard....pissing me off...fuck a bunch of baby crying. he's pissi...
Posted by Vanity Assassin × on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i hate...

being confused..and i miss having someone to hold.
Posted by Vanity Assassin × on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST