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spider nightmare

its six in the morning.. i just woke up from a whorible nightmare and decided to see if i can remember it since im not going back to sleep..i was in an extremelly old house. it seemed like a family ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 04:09:00 GMT

field trip

tommarow, andy and i will be taking a journy to funnerset, ky to halucinate in a field, something that everyone in this town dosent do enough of. i guess its just not trendy to trip anymore. i fucki...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 16:50:00 GMT

discussing the relationship between woodchucks and ass.

what kind of fucking idiot would click on this?   what kind of fucking idiot would type this? oh well, we loose things every day...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 18:23:00 GMT

give me something acidic to burn throug this lard..

ok, so this cookie shit is starting to suck. i keep having dreams about cookies, well not exactly. when i scoop the cookie doe out and plop it down on the bake sheet, it slowly starts to melt and f...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 02:08:00 GMT

run and get your dough gun

there is something about cookies that make things easier for everyone. every shape of a cookie is individual, which can constantly keep your mind occupied and reduce the chance of an akward or silent...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 19:44:00 GMT

more of an idea then an invention, but im thrilled about it

so i was riding back to nashville with doug, and i was struck with this idea.. what if the entire planet droped like two miles directly on its acces., (like an orange slidinng down a coathanger) i h...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 23:41:00 GMT

inventions

ok, so if i wanted to get to space then obviously i would need a "space ship" . unlike conventional space ships, my head will be the navigation super computer, my body will be the fusil lodge/ cargo ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 13:38:00 GMT

fuck off

my body and brain are in a shit load of pain. ow...i feel like eating nails.someone throw something hard at me. im loosing.someone push me down some rocks.
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 07:48:00 GMT

operation stingray freedom

so i went to the oprymills mall to pet the stingrays. these animals are not happy. they are covered in cuts and bruses. if we dont help them then no one will. does anyone care?
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 11:15:00 GMT