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Chris, the Hemp-Like One

About Me

I hate parades.I love films.My Springfield phase is over. Hello Chicago.

My Interests

turkish delight, Joel Cairo, babyheads, think engines, anything "at" common law

I'd like to meet:

Godot.

Music:

Broken Social Scene, Notwist, Arcade Fire, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, The Stars, Mount Eerie

Movies:

Lost in Translation, Before Sunset, Clockwork Orange, Philadelphia, Princess Mononoke, Amores Perros, Mulholland Drive, High Noon

Television:

Dead Like Me, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Battlestar Galactica, Lost, Deadwood, Joel Osteen

Books:

Huck Finn, A Game of Thrones, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Crucible, Terror in the Name of God, Beloved, Fast Food Nation, The Eye of the World, This is Our Youth, Moneyball, Gun With Occasional Music

Heroes:

Reuben Sturman,

My Blog

The Return

Hello MySpace,  I've missed you. Have you missed me?  As some of my most lovely friends recently pointed out, much of the world thinks I am dead. And well, I was, but I'm better now. (...
Posted by Chris, the Hemp-Like One on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:13:00 PST

I'm Tired of Being Bitch Slapped By Learned Hand

See above.
Posted by Chris, the Hemp-Like One on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:07:00 PST

Law School=Sexual Healing

From: Kenley MadduxSent: Tue 12/12/2006 1:45 PMTo: AnnouncementsSubject: sex actsFellow Students, I received this message as a forward from Dean Bolin, and was asked to pass along the following. This ...
Posted by Chris, the Hemp-Like One on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:58:00 PST

My Crotch Hurts From Laughing

http://www.hornymanatee.com/2.shtml Got some amateur horny manatee pictures or stories? Submit them now!...
Posted by Chris, the Hemp-Like One on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:00:00 PST

Murderous and Lecherously Hot

By Marty Graham| Also by this reporter02:00 AM Dec, 08, 2006 EBay Item 260051441470 -- serial killer John Wayne Gacy souvenir 1978 from civic event. The item up for bid is a ballpoint...
Posted by Chris, the Hemp-Like One on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:04:00 PST

Half-a-man...half-a-tee

http://www.hornymanatee.com/video5.shtml
Posted by Chris, the Hemp-Like One on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:02:00 PST

My Vacation

http://www.marigalante.com.mx/default.asp
Posted by Chris, the Hemp-Like One on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:06:00 PST

For Educational Purposes Only...

How to fake fingerprints?October 26, 2004 (starbug)Simple instructions how copy and fake fingerprints In order to fake a fingerprint, one needs an original first. Latent fin...
Posted by Chris, the Hemp-Like One on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 10:49:00 PST

A Long, Fascinating Article About American Education and Charter Schools

What It Takes to Make a Student http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/26/magazine/26tough.html?_r=1 &oref=slogin&pagewanted=printBy PAUL TOUGH On the morning of Oct. 5, President Bush and h...
Posted by Chris, the Hemp-Like One on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:48:00 PST

More Edible Than Turkey

pictures of animals in the womb An unborn elephant, tiny but perfect in every way. A dolphin swimming in the womb, just as it will have to swim in the ocean the moment it is born. An unborn dog pantin...
Posted by Chris, the Hemp-Like One on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:30:00 PST