The details of my life are quite inconsequential...Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessy self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.My mother was a fifteen year old french prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets.When I was insolent i was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.......ummmmmmm sorry about that......ok heres the real scoop about me:
My name is Brandon Downs. Im 20 years old. I live in Whitewater, wi. This town is so lame, theres never anything to do. Im newly single, it was the last time me and this girl would ever date. We had dated for 3 years on and off and i guess everytime we dated we drew farther and farther away from each other. I run my own Music Promotion company called MetalHead Promotions, my best friend Jared Baumann is the coowner. I love heavy metal. I like going to shows, getting and giving tattoos, piercings, art and hanging with my friends. I love partying. I dont believe in religion, but i do believe there is a higher power of some kind. Im a really laid back guy. I love my family and friends, they get me through alot of tough times. Im very outgoing and very random and if you look at my pictures you will see how random i get. i love humor, i will joke with you all day, i hate it when people cant take a joke. I think humor is the one thing that keeps a person going, well atleast for me it does...well thats enough about me, feel free to message me anytime. oh and check out my pics and leave some comments.
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