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MC Birthday Inferno

I want a receipt for my whole life!

About Me

It's a work in progress it may never be finished.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/19/2004
Band Website: BIRTHDAYINFERNO.COM
Influences: The Addition of er to words that already end in er followed by more and more ererererers. . . until they get the point, Sun dried newspapers, galvanized pipe, fermented orange juice, monkey bread, smoking potpourri, angel dust, My dick, Godzilla films, Getting lost at a polka festival as a kid, Sputnik, Chili Cheese sauce, Your mom, fitness made simple, Slayer, The Jason Beiner experience, my rage, Knowledge gained from licking toads, edible under shirts, Rubens, Huey Lewis and the news, pot butter, Preparation H, Frank R. Wallace, Dexatrim, opium, Caramel candy popcorn, Cincinnati, Lisa Simpson, The act of love, The sound of one hand not clapping, ODB, an active pursuit of the American dream, A desire not to ever die, The sun, the dirt, the smell of a woman's perspiration, Black people, Jed Zeppelin, The need for more profanity in music, People's fascination with god, my fascination with people, Drinking, Doing drugs, killer cops, pie charts, Megalomania, The Taliban, sheeps, Sandwich bread mustard and cheese, Baloney Canon, Your pretty smile, ivory tusks on a mantel, power up bars, Guchi nun-chucks, Phil Spector, Allen Thick of Growing pains, little gummy pizzas, big marshmallow pizzas, any food made to resemble other food really, Food that resembles not food items, Tookie Williams, Cookie Monster, 2012, Christmas Safari, Chumbawumba, Big Bamboo, Obama!
Sounds Like: Chimes from heaven being shreaded with a rusty chainsaw while your on acid in hell.
Record Label: Sour Puss Records
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

The Audacity of Fun

I remember when I was younger I made an enormous rubber band ball, and in the center was a tiny piece of tin foil.  I lied and said it wasn’t there.  I felt that people would see me as...
Posted by MC Birthday Inferno on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:43:00 PST

Chocolate Starfish

.. -->[if !supportEmptyParas]--> Brant’s Rants -Chocolate Starfish .. -->[if !supportEmptyParas]--> .. -->[endif]--> The asshole is the best demographic. Crossing boundaries within ours...
Posted by MC Birthday Inferno on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:47:00 PST

John Goodman

John Goodman for president by Birthday Inferno   John Goodman is every mother fuckers favorite actor if they know it or not.  He has mad skills at being the guy you feel comfortable wi...
Posted by MC Birthday Inferno on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:20:00 PST

Killer dilemma

.. -->[if !supportEmptyParas]--> .. -->[endif]--> If you kill people, others will be offended.  People are attached to people for one reason or the other.  They’ll want you to pa...
Posted by MC Birthday Inferno on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:14:00 PST

Craigs List

Craig's missed encounters M for F ..[if !supportEmptyParas]--> ..[endif]--> To the girl on the subway with the funny frizzy hair and that fluffy shirt. ..[if !supportEmptyParas]--> ..[e...
Posted by MC Birthday Inferno on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:56:00 PST