I'm Kelso.I like talking about physics. It's such a manly subject. And, as you can tell from my profile, I am a manly man. I am a manly man who likes 'hot chicks' because that is what I am predisposed to like. Just take a look at the hot chick above this random blurb about me. If hotness was an objective, measurable substance, she would have a large amount of hotness; however, hotness is only measurable as defined by thermodynamics and statistical mechanics.
Some facts: I am American. I am Irish. *shrug* Kelso is not my real name. It is an altered version of my last name. I have a dog. I live in a house. I am not a girl. I cannot speak Polish. I play videogames sometimes. I want to be like Sonic the Hedgehog. I want to re-live the nineties... as Sonic the Hedgehog. I like Pop Tarts and American cereal. I would not like to live in Nevada. That's about it really. That is all.
