My Life |
(It's like they wrote this just for me)147 Signs You're in the Wrong Relationship(Originally appeared in Radar, April 2008)1. Instead of kissing you, she sniffs your genitals2. After six months togeth...
Posted by Hemlock on Sun, 25 May 2008 06:50:00 PST |
Well, thats special. |
Slate.com recently did Two Degrees of Adolf Hitler, just like the Kevin Bacon game we all remember. I met John Glenn when I worked at a country club in Arlington. (much nicer than most I'd met there)...
Posted by Hemlock on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 09:43:00 PST |
Turnstiles |
What love paints with watercolors the truth washes away.Driving over highways, through mostly unfamiliar fieldsI grip the wheel and focus on the blackThen, as road seduces me away from wants and need...
Posted by Hemlock on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 04:00:00 PST |
Diggin it! |
Ok, methinks everyone knows I have a new gig - if not, you do now. It's in St. Mary's County, MD - Hollywood - and it seems to be a decent little corner of the woods. Cleaner and greener t...
Posted by Hemlock on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 07:48:00 PST |
Chicago |
An hour on a subway for what could've been a 30 minute ride in the Jeep - check.Dueling pianos covering everything from Johnny Cash to Weezer to AC/DC to Sir Mix-a-Lot - check.70 year old women, in fe...
Posted by Hemlock on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 09:41:00 PST |
2:58 pm, July 11th |
Like money, love is. Fortunate souls amongst us have a knack for finding it, keeping it ... making it grow. It attracts, in kind, and grows so that it envelops and enriches, easing burdens...
Posted by Hemlock on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 12:06:00 PST |
coolness. |
Gas up to parents - $12
'02 Wrangler - $15,000
Raising twins up to the age of 9 - $150,000
Top off on a sunny, hot day listening to the kids sing Walking On Sunshine at the top of their voic...
Posted by Hemlock on Mon, 29 May 2006 11:50:00 PST |
10 minutes of bliss |
On the deck. In the back yard. In daylight. With nothing but coffee and a cigarette.
It was an early morning for me, up at 6:00 on a Saturday, without the kids. They spent the ...
Posted by Hemlock on Sat, 20 May 2006 07:41:00 PST |
Irony? |
Stopped at McD's for a burger and a shake this afternoon with the kids. *With* the stairmaster on the trailer.
Posted by Hemlock on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 02:18:00 PST |
Stairmonster |
You'd never know it to look at me now but, up to the point Satan and I split, I spent an hour a day on the stairmaster at the gym, 2 hours on Saturdays. I loved the extended workout, sweating fo...
Posted by Hemlock on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 07:44:00 PST |
