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Nach2103

..... b/c theres too many guys here named Brandon

About Me

well, i'm 23, a carnivorous (i do not eat people) libra that suffers from vestophobia. grew up in VA but claim AR as well since i just spent an amazing few years there. currently i reside in the Ocala area of FL; home to nothing but horses & golf courses, and thousands of "retired active adults". been single for more years than i can keep up with, but dont sweat it a bit. i've had a non existent work schedule for the last 6 years, so i tend to waste time as if it were free, though i'm lookin for a change. i'm a tease & forget what i'm doin & where i'm venturing with topics and conversation all too often. over the years my a.d.d. has overwhelmed me but serves as a great way of keeping me in check by searchin for my point. the only beverage i consume is water, unless its alcohol, then i step it up to 151 & pepsi but the clothes come off and pictures are the only way i remember the night before, so i try to stay sober (at least in the new life!). when intoxicated, i lick, straight up the side of your face, whether i know you or not.... i dont shake hands when i meet someone, i give high fives and bite shoulders. i love to shop but i love technology even more. shoes are great, but flip flops are even better. i hate nothing more than spotting a "twin" when out for a night, so i shop at unfamiliar places for uncommon things, this applies to cars too. i wear linen shorts and white pants year round as well as flip flops. thanks to gwen stefani, i spell random words when intoxicated. i despise fads with a passion and stick to what i pull off with perfection and refuse to adapt to whats the "in". there are people in my life that will never leave, the ones in AR have opened up a whole new world to me and along with the ones i grew up, we will continue to prosper together. i'm not a big fan of horoscopes, but they tend to lay it out for me in a pretty good way, maybe its b/c they're so vague, ha. i despise fake people, two faced people, back stabbing people, ones that talk just to hear themselves talk annnnnndddddddd people who speak on topics with no first hand experience. migraines are a major part of my past but thankfully only come around now due to stress which in turn is only caused from cars. they are my only heartache at this point in my life and responsible for more head games than any female i've ever encountered. i love to drive, aimlessly/road trips/off road/on road/mud... i dont care. i'd pick driving over flying ANY day, ANY time, during ANY weather. its important to me to own at least one convertible at all times and i'll have the top down year around so long as the sun is shining, it keeps me happy, perhaps i'll be a plant in another life. i suffer from SAD, so naturally i celebrate june 21st like most people celebrate their birthdays, if you dont know the significance then simply google "june 21". i have a strict diet of string cheese (thanks Dana!), cookie dough, and entirely too much pizza. wikipedia combined with google are a super force that everyone should familarize themselves with. common sense is a value that i wish could be taught in schools, but unfortunately its only learned through life, so please people, get out and live it. oh, i enjoy photography too, BrandonLayne.net , check it out.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

i feel like i've met everyone already. everytime i go out my mind is overwhelmed with trying to place where i've seen this person or that person or that group of people. its like a never ending case of deja vu. i'm just gonna start shouting from now on if i think i know who you are.

Music:

classic rock... lots and lots of it and old school rap and well everything honestly. i just dont happen to listen to country ON MY OWN.... but dont mind if someone else around me is, its just so damn depressing and slow though.

Television:

will & grace, seinfeld, NIP/TUCK.... i like dry humor, hate stand up comedy annddd i'm not too fond of repititive humor

Books:

books are overrated.... magazines and the internet are where its at for learning/boredom/entertainment.