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About Me

I can run faster than a woman, sometimes even two women. I eat peanut butter everyday. I have a digital alarm clock AND radio.I worked for the CIA all through high school, until my Mom made me quit when she found out most agents smoke. I don't eat milk chocolate, just dark. Have you tried red wine? I have, it's good. Sometimes when I swim in the ocean my feet touch sharks. Who knew popcorn would be such a hit? Not me. I don't particularly like cold sandwiches, but I do enjoy hot sandwiches. I may seem like a dick if I don't know you. Just get to know me and you'll see how much of a dick I really am. Not many people realise I used to act, I played the blind Ninja in a local production of Uncle Vanya 5 years ago. Difficult role but I nailed it. As I get older I find giving myself a thumbs up in the mirror after a successful bowl movement really helps.

My Interests

Playing guns in the forest with my friends, making forts out of twigs and shit and then attacking the other kids forts. We do this naked. We nap under the trees.

I'd like to meet:

If I never meet you in this life, let me feel the lack.

Music:

All the stuff you like sucks, nerd.

Movies:

Terence Malick, Michael Mann, John Carpenter (1976-1987), Steven Spielberg (1971-1982), David Lynch, and... lists are gay.

Television:

I used to love that sitcom where that crazy doctor has sex with the bodies in the morgue, gets one pregnant and has a black zombie son. Crazy!

Books:

Ones that are really serious and hard to read. Ones about dinosaurs and the ozone layer. The dinosaurs still pop-up but I broke the ozone layer.

Heroes:

Maya Angelou's penis