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Queen of Carrot Flowers

I'm gonna poke you, but not with this fork.

About Me

Mom. Wife. College graduate disguised as a bartender. I like to read, watch movies, listen to good music, craft, eat, drink, smoke, and look at naked women, but not necessarily all at the same time or in that order.

My Interests

I never really found that one thing that interested me so much that I devoted a large amount of time and effort into it. I listen to music constantly and have tried to learn the piano and guitar. I try to paint and draw. I really enjoy taking pictures. I enjoy these things, but wouldn't say I'm good at any of it. I watch movies as much as I can. I like to read when I have time. I'm lucky in that all of my friends are crazy, intelligent, and talented people. I also enjoy collecting Japanese capsule and vinyl toys. My favorites are my Fafi girls. I also like T-shirts for Threadless.com. I like shopping at Goodwill for coffee mugs and other ugly glassware, pictures, figures, and paintings. Oh and discount shopping. I'll buy the most useless crap just because it's on clearance.

I'd like to meet:

So I could bed him and then have him cook me some dinner while we smoke cigarettes and drink beer.And my girl

Music:

My favorite album of all time is "In The Aeroplane Over The Sea" by Neutral Milk Hotel. I don't know what it is about that album. It's so damn depressing and nostalgic. No other album puts me in the mood that this album does. Have a listen. My husband and I (mostly my husband) have a CD collection of about 4,000. I'm not bragging, but it's hard to remember all of the great albums and bands I have heard over the years. This is a listing of a few in no particular order... Tom Waits, Velvet Underground, Rilo Kiley, Nick Drake, Steely Dan, BOC, Neko Case, The Decemberists, Metric, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Faint, Clutch, PJ Harvey, Tori Amos (when she was good), Belle and Sebastiasn, Jeff Buckley, The Kinks, Les Savy Fav, Love, Modest Mouse, Liz Phair (when she had a potty mouth), Sleater-Kinney, The Smiths, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Weezer (before the green album), Wilco, Built to Spill, and many more....

Movies:

One of my best friends, Chris Green, is to thank for turning me on to many great films and directors. Another friend, Shayne Barker is responsible for turning me on to Woody Allen, for which I am eternally grateful.

Television:

I just finished the first season of Desperate Housewives and enjoyed it very much. Other shows I could watch repeatedly...Cops, Dog the Bounty Hunter, The Young Ones, Faulty Towers, Father Ted, Sex and the City (I can't help it), Freaks and Geeks, Buffy, Angel, Stargate SG1, Farscape, Absolutely Fabulous, Dead Like Me, Deadwood, and Lost.

Books:

I love The World According to Garp by John Irving, Lamb by Christopher Moore, Choke by Chuck Palahniuk, The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenes, The Sookie Stackhouse Series by Charlene Harris, The Idiot Girl's Action Adventure Club by Laurie Notaro, Wicked and Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister by Gregory Magiure, and anything by Shel Silverstein.

Heroes:

Blaze Starr Janet Leigh If looks could kill

My Blog

If any of you truly love me...

you will go to Cincinnati tomorrow and buy me this.....Oh the new Stella 150 from the Genuine Scooter CompanyIt's only $3,495 a small price to pay for a love slave the rest of your life (or the life o...
Posted by Queen of Carrot Flowers on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 02:18:00 PST

8 things...

8 things you didn't know about me (maybe)...1. When I was about 3 my mom used to call this psychic in Missouri (or some other M state). She told my mom that I would grow up to be a faith healer some d...
Posted by Queen of Carrot Flowers on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:12:00 PST