an open letter to the gas stealer. |
hey there, buddy. i don't think we've been properly introduced. i'm the owner of the maroon 2002 honda civic you decided to steal gas out of yesterday evening while it was parked, in broad...
Posted by Ruth Ann on Sat, 31 May 2008 08:25:00 PST |
my thoughts on underwear: a blog in three parts |
this is my disclaimer: i am not a fashion guru. most of the time, i don't even match. i am slightly colorblind and if it is a place where you have to look nice in order to be adm...
Posted by Ruth Ann on Mon, 19 May 2008 05:42:00 PST |
ruth ann thought she would have kids. what this blog presupposes is, maybe she shouldn’t? |
if you want to skip the majority of this post, I’ve made a list of the main points a little further down. you can skim that and get the general gist of what’s going on with this blog...
Posted by Ruth Ann on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:58:00 PST |
an open letter to the person who hit my car with a shopping cart at wal-mart |
hey there, buddy. i don’t think we’ve been properly introduced. my name is ruth ann. i’m the owner of the 1996 toyota camry that was plowed by your wayward shopping...
Posted by Ruth Ann on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:14:00 PST |
blood dispersing into milk |
i've still got the fear. i don't think it will ever go away. but the tightness in my chest has definitely alleviated for the time being. why this relief? how so quickly?&nb...
Posted by Ruth Ann on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:17:00 PST |
today is going to be one of those days |
that's so horribly cliché, it almost hurts me to even type it. but it rings so true. already i'm starting to feel the tightness in my chest and i've been on antibiotics far too long to kno...
Posted by Ruth Ann on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:31:00 PST |
of love and other demons |
you'll have to excuse me for taking the wonderful arrangement of words from my title from a much more brilliant, engaging writer, but at this point in time, g.g.m.'s book title most accurately describ...
Posted by Ruth Ann on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:45:00 PST |
this is me. at my most masochistic. |
it is officially the 4th day in which i haven't listened to music. it has sucked most righteous. i can't even begin to describe to you the effect not listening to music has had on me.&...
Posted by Ruth Ann on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 01:52:00 PST |
which of the two rs do i feel? |
to quote the infamous gob bluth, "i've made a huge mistake." at 2:30 am last night, i turned my car stereo off. i didn't come home and play guitar hero like i wanted to. i didn't even ...
Posted by Ruth Ann on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:14:00 PST |
look in their eyes, ma. youll see me. |
i depressed myself today. it wasn't on purpose. it just seems to happen completely by accident. every thursday, as a favor to my mother, while i'm at work, i pick up this kid who is in...
Posted by Ruth Ann on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 03:01:00 PST |
