I sure do love this Big Brown Beaver and I wish I did have a pair |
Rather than critque some minor minor minor aspect of life and impart my awesome all-encompassing wisdom I just decided to write a blog highlighting past events. So, here goes: I won fifty dolla...
Posted by The Pretty Girls They Don't Look At Me on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:42:00 PST |
Failed Attempt |
So this had good intentions until I got two sentences and just felt like shit. This was supposed to be another manifesto, but as stated before I feel too shitty to be funny, satirize, and enligh...
Posted by The Pretty Girls They Don't Look At Me on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:55:00 PST |
Myspace.com: Hardcore Children |
Well, you asked for it, and receive you shall:So this Community is tailored to hardcore boys. As long as they wear clothes that show off how unhealthily skeleton-like they are and show off the asses t...
Posted by The Pretty Girls They Don't Look At Me on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 03:38:00 PST |
Meal Liberation Manifesto |
While sitting amongst friends for breakfast I discovered a deep seeded hatred below their normally warm, accepting exterior. I had just finished my portoin of bacon as I reach...
Posted by The Pretty Girls They Don't Look At Me on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 10:30:00 PST |
The Biggest Lie of 2005 |
I <3 Nerds
A declaration that has been reprinted on billions of t-shirts through out the country, posted on millions of websites, uttered through thousands of girls mouth (through clenched teeth of...
Posted by The Pretty Girls They Don't Look At Me on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I stole this from Kyle Ann |
It was a cool idea, so I stole it.
open your media player and hit shuffle
Choose your favorite lines from the first 30 songs and have your friends try to guess them
Don't Google the lyrics. You...
Posted by The Pretty Girls They Don't Look At Me on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Daria Was Never in My Heart |
(I initially apologize for errors in this. I'm sure there are some)
Well, for starters (and since I always avoid letting people know what I do all day) I'll share some things that h...
Posted by The Pretty Girls They Don't Look At Me on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Weary Memory |
I've been listening to too much Get Up Kids and Death Cab and what not tonight. Also watched Garden State a bit more than I need to. Which brings me to being slightly depressed (but that h...
Posted by The Pretty Girls They Don't Look At Me on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Sound of Settling |
Just wanted to tell everyone that I only have about a month or so before I move to Myrtle Beach for college. So, that means if you want to hang out with me before I go then now would be the time...
Posted by The Pretty Girls They Don't Look At Me on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
What are we doing? We're not men. |
Once again I come to the realization that I'm slowly wasting my life. It's 4 30 in the morning and I'm sitting here listening to iPod stuff (Death Cab and Iron and Wine mainly) watching E...
Posted by The Pretty Girls They Don't Look At Me on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
