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Ky

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known.

About Me


I'm Kyle
but I also go by Ky
I am a free spirit and an open book.
I've got the best friends anyone could ask for.
I'm a Carolina girl [best in the world].
Born and raised in Myrtle Beach.
But I currently go to school in Chicago at DePaul.
I love sweet tea.
I'm a huge nerd.
I fix and build computers for fun.
cout << "I know C++." << endl;
print "I also know Python."
I collect video game consoles.
I love to laugh.
Hot showers are one of the best things ever.
I love pinball machines and roller coasters.
Men in suits are a weakness of mine.
As are men who can make me laugh.
I'm obsessed with the Discovery Channel.
I love b r i g h t c o l o r s
I have a dog, cat and two goldfish who I love very much.
I love animals.
I think more people should adopt their pets.
I love the beach.
I practically live in my flipflops.
I'm awesome and there is no one else like me.

My Interests

Arcades
The Beach
Being lazy
Computers
Enjoying life
Goldfish
Laughing/Laughter
Movies
Music
Nerdy stuff
Nintendo
Pleasure
Puzzle games
Sleeping
Tetris
Video games
Xbox Live

I'd like to meet:


If I don't know you then don't expect me to
accept your friend request unless you send me
a message giving me a reason why I should.
I would recommend you not message me if:
You share no interests with me.
You just want to up your friend count.
You only want to add me because of my looks.
You have just moved into the same
town and want to meet up.
You can not spell out the words "to/too", "you", "are"
or use the proper version of "your/you're".
You don't use [or know] proper grammar.

Music:

A Perfect Circle
AC/DC
Alan Jackson
Barenaked Ladies
The Beach Boys
The Beatles
The Blues Brothers
Bon Jovi
Boston
Brooks & Dunn
Daft Punk
Deadsy
Dire Straits
The Eagles
Electric Six
Foreigner
Garth Brooks
Gorillaz
Guns n' Roses
J. Geils Band
Jack Johnson
John Mayer
John Cougar Mellencamp
John Michael Montgomery
Jonathan Coulton
Lit
Lostprophets
Louis XIV
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Maroon 5
The Mars Volta
Mudvayne
Muse
New Radicals
Nine Inch Nails
Oasis
Powerman 5000
Queen
Slipknot
Steve Burns
Steve Miller Band
Stone Sour
Straylight Run
Sublime
Sugar Ray
Sugarcult
Supertramp
To My Surprise
The Village People
Weird Al Yankovic

Movies:

Anchorman
Best in Show
The Big Lebowski
The Blues Brothers
Death to Smoochy
Eternal Sunshine of the
Spotless Mind
Galaxy Quest
Lost in Translation
Love Actually
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Python's Life of Brian
Saved!
Superbad
V for Vendetta
Wonder Boys
Young Frankenstein

Television:

The Colbert Report
CSI
Dirty Jobs
Family Guy
Firefly
Futurama
How It's Made
Mythbusters
Scrubs
Simpsons
Whose Line is it Anyway?

Books:

Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk
Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
Naked by David Sedaris
Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim by David Sedaris
Choke by Chuck Palahniuk

Heroes:

BILL NYE
John Cleese
Michael Palin
Graham Chapman
Eric Idol
Terry Jones
Terry Gilliam
Mitch Hedberg
John Belushi
Dan Aykroyd
Ryan Stiles
Colin Mochrie

My Blog

The Vas Deterrence

I was thinking today, which is frightening for most if you know me, and some reason driving by a daycare in a poorer neighborhood made me think of the abundance of teen and unwed pregnancies.  No...
Posted by Ky on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 05:29:00 PST

Odd Tasting Dogfood

Now while I've never actually tasted dog food, so I wouldn't know what would be considered odd tasting and what would be considered normal, a question one day popped up in my mind when I spotted the b...
Posted by Ky on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 08:17:00 PST

The more things change the more they stay the same.

I got bored and decided to browse through my blog to see what I was writing about last summer.  I got to the July 7th entry titled "I Can't Lie" and read through it, and not much has changed.Ever...
Posted by Ky on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 09:50:00 PST

I wish I was a robot

At least that way I wouldn't get so tired, and I could just shut off at will. OH and maybe I'd have eyes that could shoot lasers, that'd be pretty sweet.The thing is, I feel like a robot doing the sam...
Posted by Ky on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 11:39:00 PST

Know what I hate? Textbooks.

More specifically, the textbook industry.  College kids are being ripped off as is with tuition prices.  What, when students in Europe get free university education, and I'm here payin $30k ...
Posted by Ky on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:18:00 PST

Know what I hate?

This is going to be a new thing. I notice a lot I say "Know what I hate?" about tons of different things and figure I might as well start writing them down. I may just continue to update this post, ...
Posted by Ky on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 07:32:00 PST

This may be a little cynical

But I don't believe in any of that true love, soul mate, fate, or "things happen for a reason" stuff.Honestly, I want to. But then I realize I only want to believe in it so that I don't feel I have t...
Posted by Ky on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 09:55:00 PST

Why I dislike essays.

Despite the fact that I am an extremely talented writer, especially when it comes to essays, I absolutely abhor the act of writing them.  I hate being told to write this about this and argue a po...
Posted by Ky on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 08:16:00 PST

Stamps

Since I got back to Chicago I've been asking people to send me letters.  Yes email and phone calls are nice, but there's a certain feeling you get when you open your mailbox and find a letter jus...
Posted by Ky on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:28:00 PST

The Legal Drinking Age

I believe the drinking age should be lowered back to 18, if not lower.Now I know what you're thinking, "Kyle, you only want the drinking age to be lowered because you're still underage."Well yes, and ...
Posted by Ky on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:41:00 PST