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cornelia

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About Me

the hard knocks. /a

My Interests

Food and good (or cheap )beer, which ever comes first. I love my friends and I love my family (all of whom are actually complete assholes, and I wouldn't have it any other way I guess.)I love my dog, reading books, fideris switzerland (my only real home away from home) visiting friends, hair cutting, soaking up the rays , harry badass potter!, hugging loved ones, my roomates, iced tea, watching people laugh, dirty limricks and taking satisfiying naps in my underpants. but I don't love you, so back up off my grill. sucka.

I'd like to meet:

most people, most of the time...

Music:

yes, please.

Movies:

My favorites are are those that make me laugh. I have an affinity for humerous movies and horrors, which can only be even better when put into one very ultimately crappy B-movie. I also enjoy cartoons.

Television:

I have one, and I like to watch movies on it. see above.

Books:

I totally know how to read. and I do. ALOT.

Heroes:

Chuck Norris. I've been told that according to the theory of relativity, chuck norris can roundhouse-kick you yesterday.Sigourney Weaver, making aliens look like straight up bitches. jody boszor.Also, my mom is one pretty rad lady too...