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i think i said it all in my headline. which is also the story of my birth... but i could offer a little more i suppose. there are many things i like about me... i like that i like so many things... i like the dot dot dot instead of commas... i like music so much that sometimes i worry about myself... i love sad robots... seriously love them...i like to talk about my self to people on myspace that are like interested in me and my interests... i like that i like me and my interests.... i am so fucking interesting...like any mega half breed...i grew up farming canned chicken and powdered gravy until i was old enough to learn the trade of thrift store shop lifting. this became a problem upon falling in love with a retarded...disabled...poor...veteran of a foreign war... so i ran away with him on a sandwich wheel. kind of like a water wheel but fueled by sandwiches. awww memories. back to the me at hand... when people tell me really amazing things about bologna i don't care about... such as organic bologna farming and whales with obesity problems and jerky made purely out of vitamin C and how bananas killed all the dinosaurs..(oh yes i love dinosaurs!)and that if you use enough vikks vapor rub you can open a new demention inside of your own chest...i'll probably fall in love with you. i like perpetual junket...god those gals are so cool...i like you...we should totally hang out sometime...you can talk to me and i will totally seem interested... and you will totally call all your girlfriends and be like"oh my god i met this chic... she is like so hot"... and then i'll take you to a wrestling match...but not WWF...that shit is to expensive...it would be like a high school match... but i'll just tell you it's a local emo band and since you so obviously hip...you'll be totally into it...you'll call your girlfreinds in the midst of it and give them your secret phrase...you know so they will call you and you can leave...but while your doing that i'll hit you in the head with a brick...bitch...then we'll go to my place...and it will be a night filled with magic... if you know what i mean...card tricks... i'm a fucking magician you silly goose...you totally thought i was into you