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Brendan

I strang my thang with banjo wire

About Me

I'm taking life as it comes, and so far am enjoying the hell out of it. I have the ability to sound exactly like a kazoo when I feel like it. It doesn't work if you ask, so please don't ask! It has to be spontaneous. Anyone who's hung around me long enough has already heard it, so they can vouch for me, if you don't believe me. And really? I don't care if you believe me or not. I am quite secure in my kazoo emulating abilities. I look back on all of these years that I haven't had to buy (and inevitably lose) conceivably countless kazoos and I just smile to myself as I think of all the money I've saved. Money that is much better spent playing pool and drinking beer.And playing banjo quite a lot lately. Yes, it's true.

My Interests

Alphabets, backgammon, bacon, banjo, barbecue, bass, beer, books, camping, cheese, chess, cribbage, design, everything, flying, frisbee, gliding, grilling, hiking, linguistics, palindromes, photography, physics, pool, reading, signage, swimming, systems theory, typography, walking,writing about how to use the space bar correctly back at that last comma.

I'd like to meet:

People who get it. You know who you are.I have a finely tuned bullshit detector, so please keep it real. Keen sense of humor a must.If you have the innate ability to sound like a musical instrument using only the body god (whoever or whatever that is) gave you, then I'd love to hear from you!So far I've heard from one Pan Flute and a toothbrush wielding Wah Wah.Keep up the good work folks!

Music:



Laurie Anderson, Bad Livers, Joe Baiza, Beatles, Black Flag, Black Velvet Flag, Bob Log III, Dock Boggs, Bongwater, Jack Brewer Band, Richard Cheese, Les Claypool, Aaron Copland, Dead Kennedys, Deerhoof, Diplo, Dog Faced Hermans, Doo-Rag, Dos, Elfman, Eskimo, Fantomas, Fear, fIREHOSE, Fugazi, Hanson Brothers (Puck Rock!), Rolf Harris, mc chris, Meat Puppets, Me First and The Gimme Gimmes, Melt-Banana, Messer Chups, M.I.A., Charles Mingus, MINUTEMEN, Mr. Bungle, Conlon Nancarrow, Nomeansno, Jaco Pastorius, Mike Patton, Police, Primus, Residents, Saccharine Trust, Split Lip Rayfield, Steely Dan, They Might Be Giants, Universal Congress Of, Townes Van Zandt, Victim's Family, Tom Waits, Mike Watt, White Stripes, Who, Wire, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yo La Tengo, Zappa, John Zorn... to name a few.

Movies:



A Clockwork Orange, After Hours, Amelie, American Beauty, An American Werewolf in London, Bill Hicks Live, Blade Runner, Buckaroo Banzai, Donnie Darko, Evil Dead (any Sam Raimi), Mindwalk, Repo Man, Shawshank Redemption, The Decline of Western Civilization, The Fisher King, Pan's Labyrinth, The Razor's Edge, The Shining, The Triplets of Belleville, The Wicker Man, The World According to Garp, Walkabout

Television:

More of a radio and internet guy when it comes to the electronic media. NPR/CBC: Car Talk. As it happens. AM radio! Infowars. Prisonplanet. boingboing. CDs. Cassettes. Vinyl. Musical instruments that my friends and I can entertain ourselves with for FREE!M*A*S*H*

Books:

Writers: Russell Banks, Clive Barker, Richard Brautigan, Charles Bukowski, James Lee Burke, Fritjof Capra, Raymond Carver, Harry Crews, Roald Dahl, Philip K. Dick, Paul Di Filippo, Katherine Dunn, Richard Feynman, R. Buckminster Fuller, Carl Hiaasen, John Irving, James Joyce, Stephen King, Ursula K. LeGuin, Armistead Maupin, John McPhee, Christopher Moore, E. Annie Proulx, David Quammen, Richard Stark, Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut, Donald E. Westlake... don't get me started; I'm an inveterate reader.

Heroes:

Dad (catch you on the flip side, pal.), Mom, Sis, Bill Hicks, Richard Feynman, Beryl Markham, Mike Watt, Ron Paul, Dick Proenneke.

My Blog

Oh yeah. Fretless banjo!

So the guitar playing lady next door, Bridget, happens to have recently bought a fretless banjo! She too hates the neighbor above her. But seriously, what are the odds of two banjo players living next...
Posted by Brendan on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:23:00 PST

Life is too fucking weird!

Banjo again. But this time I'm not playing it. My friend Ronn Benway once commented that banjo is my destiny. I believed him at the time and knew that already the first time I played one. I believe h...
Posted by Brendan on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 07:11:00 PST

putting things into perspective

So I'm writing now when I should be playing the banjo. Ok. 'nuf said. More writing when I get the five string fix. But this is kind of fun just writing about playing the banjo. What can I learn from t...
Posted by Brendan on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:09:00 PST

Couple of writings

We are the masters of subtletyand you cannot see us, not reallywe are two on your couchand one in your chairwe have others out there_____I am sorry that my gratitude must remain most secretcut out my ...
Posted by Brendan on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:35:00 PST

Another chapter in the book

I received a very interesting phone call from my mom on Friday night. My stepfather, Bruno, was killed last Tuesday, evidently in a motorcycle accident. The first word out of my mouth on hearing this ...
Posted by Brendan on Mon, 01 May 2006 11:15:00 PST

Wednesday morning, 3am

I had long suspected this to be true, so I decided early this morning to put it to the test:Simon and Garfunkel may be the only music one can blast at any hour of the day or night and not offend the n...
Posted by Brendan on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 10:14:00 PST

Lost in the rain

I just had one of the best weekends of my life!I feel very much at peace with myself and my place in the world as a result. And I learned a little bit more about human nature and insecurity in the pro...
Posted by Brendan on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 01:52:00 PST

Thankfully Thursday

Is shaping up to be MUCH better than Wednesday. Have I mentioned lately how much Wednesdays suck? Let me qualify that by inventing a new word. Wednesnight. My heartfelt apologies go out to anyone I ma...
Posted by Brendan on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 09:59:00 PST

Wednesday Wrant (addendum)

HA HA! Good old bullshit detector still works! One less complication in my life. No more listening to that thing go off for a week. I should have acted once I saw the red light go off.Well, live and l...
Posted by Brendan on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 03:19:00 PST

Wednesday Wrant

I'm beginning to question the existence of common decency in my fellow human beings. This could simply be that it's Wednesday, least favorite of all days, and I'm in a shitty mood by default. Or it co...
Posted by Brendan on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 12:54:00 PST