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EricGorgeous

I am here for Friends

About Me

Ohhhh, wouldn't you like to know!!!! Ask My Stalker...and then tell him to get his fat ass out of my bushes!

My Interests

One time at band camp, the Trumpet leader touched my balls. It was nice. The next day i took his trumpet and hit him over the head with it. It was nice. He was kinda sexy.

I'd like to meet:

Emotionally unavailable; People with serious issues; lots of problems; extreme baggage; maybe some mental disorders; drug addictions etc....umm. or just ANYONE HOT!

Music:

Um...My Album. I recorded it while singing in the shower. Just kidding.

Movies:

I don't watch movies, unless i'm in them. Just Kidding.

Books:

Um...NO. I don't like to read, unless it's about ME..or addressed to ME.

Heroes:

MY FATHER- He has a hairy back, and he doesnt care...i love that silly bitch.