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Wicked Effin Sarah Lewis

It's ok Pluto, I'm not a planet either...

About Me

Sarah is: A girl. Sechsundzwanzig. Perpetually late. Too idealistic. Sloppy. Charmingly witty. A procrastinator. Sarcastic. Cynical. Indecisive. Long-winded. A flaming dork. Stupidly forgiving. Owner of the largest reserve of bad luck.
Sarah loves: Music. Traveling. Art. Music. Acting. Europe. The Beatles, esp. George Harrison. Music. Dorks. Improv Asylum. Anything containing broccoli. Polka Dots. Music. Monty Python. Spoon. Coke Zero. Edmond Rostand. Music. Oriental Pearl. Vanilla Wafers dipped in vanilla pudding. IPods. Tater Tots. Music. Cellular Telephones. White Russians. Mr. Moose. Music. Cheese of the shredded variety. Chaucer. Rice Chex. And Music.
Sarah loathes: Rude people. Pre-judging. Diets. Skanks. Stinky things. Conceit. Improper grammar. Sarah Jessica Parker. McDonald's. My Chemical Romance, & bands of the like. "Alot" vs. "A lot." Attention whores. Traffic. Liars. Tomatoes. Bills. Arguing. Forgetting birthdays.

My Interests

Rumpshakin'

I'd like to meet:

Mis-shapes. Mistakes. Misfits.

Music:

The Beatles, Pearl Jam, Spoon, The Verve, Jeff Buckley, Pulp, Kate Nash, Kings of Leon, Death Cab, Sufjan Stevens,Collective Soul, Fiona Apple, Radiohead, The Shins, Regina Spektor, Postal Service, Guster, John Mayer, The Police, Phoenix, Black Crowes, Blues Traveler

Movies:

The Full Monty, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissorhands, Clue, Big Fish, Boondock Saints, Don Juan DeMarco, The Princess Bride

Television:


Monty Python, Law & Order, Arrested Development, American Idol (weeeeeee!), Heroes, Pushing Daisies.

Books:

Cyrano de Bergerac, anything by Harland Ellison or Augusten Burroughs.

Heroes:

This guy

My Blog

Why?

...do people act like assholes?
Posted by Wicked Effin Sarah Lewis on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:53:00 PST

Woeful Discoveries

It's hard to admit when you make a mistake. But it's even harder to admit that even the stupidest of mistakes bother you ten times more than the next person. Such is the life of a perfectionist. Now, ...
Posted by Wicked Effin Sarah Lewis on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:02:00 PST

So I may be a bitch...

As the title says, I may be a bitch. Or I could just be fed up with morons. Nontheless, after all of the insanely annoying emails I get from random guys across the country asking me if they could "cha...
Posted by Wicked Effin Sarah Lewis on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 01:00:00 PST

Good riddance, Neon. May you rest in peace.

...or pieces. Because seeing as the dealership at first refused my trade, I talked them into giving me a cool $200 to take the cursed vehicle off my hands and out of my life. So I can't imagine they w...
Posted by Wicked Effin Sarah Lewis on Thu, 18 May 2006 11:28:00 PST

March 26th. Be there, or....not be there?

Ok, so whoever really knows me on here also knows that I've been taking improv classes for the past year or so. If you don't really know me, then I'm telling you now: I've been taking improv classes f...
Posted by Wicked Effin Sarah Lewis on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 12:42:00 PST

I, me, me, I

I am probably the sloppiest person ever on the face of the planet. I am slower than a snail stuck in the mud when it comes to getting things done. I like my Celeste pizzas a little on the burnt side....
Posted by Wicked Effin Sarah Lewis on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 12:19:00 PST

Bonehead Moves, version 2.0

A little glimpse into just how stupid I really am. 1. Park in dimly lit street in Providence. Observe all the ghettoness that surrounds. Act surprised when all your shit gets stolen. 2. Buy brand new...
Posted by Wicked Effin Sarah Lewis on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 06:56:00 PST

Getting old.

This will be the birthday party of the year. Ok, well maybe of the month. Alright, I'm lying, I'll be lucky if anyone even shows up if I do something. But seriously, I want to have an actual...
Posted by Wicked Effin Sarah Lewis on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 11:47:00 PST

Le Cat

So I'm getting a cat on Tuesday. A big, fat, black & white cat with rediculous double paws. And he needs a name. I'll take any suggestions I can get, unless it's something gay like Muffin or ...
Posted by Wicked Effin Sarah Lewis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dag, yo.

I need new pictures. If anyone has any pictures containing any of my body parts (be it a head, the full body, a finger, or possibly even just an unidentifiable part), please send then to me at Sarahes...
Posted by Wicked Effin Sarah Lewis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST