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About Me

UPDATE: 1/2/07
I'm 30 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Obviously this is a joke from American Psycho
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My Interests

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What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
outdoor concerts
hanging w/ old friends
spontaneity
Indian summers
Page 6 or gawker or defamer
the 1st taste of a Corona
doing shots of Tequila in Tijuania
whoever is buying shots
NY's 4am last call
NY Post ..
Fark.com
catching the yellow light
Jenna Haze
Opie and Anthony ~ WNEW days
Sirius radio
49ers
Nets basketball ~ especially free tickets
GTA: San Andreas ~ music I grew up on
Fantasy Football ~ currently 7-0 going into week 8 of 2007.
Pardon The Interuption ~ Tivo'd every day
ESPN - Sportscenter
Going to Giant games even tho I am not a fan ~ co-owner of season tickets
fantasy football whore ~ won 1st place for 2005
nancies.org
NY's craigslist ~ RnR is rather amusing when I am bored
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I'd like to meet:

UPDATE: 1/2/06
Eric The Midget

And to get drunk with Steve Nash and Dirk

Regarding Myspace friends...
*Warning Cliche* I am not a friend collector or trying to win a popularity contest.
But, I am open to maybe meet future dating prospects.
Sure, why not, right?So if you think you have what it takes... send me a message. I wouldn't specifically say I have a certain type but I think a kick ass personality goes before looks. However, you do have to look cute!

Movies:

A few DVDs I own: Willy Wonka is probably 1 of the greatest movies EVER!!!The Karate Kid "Or it's open season on him...and you!

Television:

THINGS I TIVO:
Lost
The Wire (new addiction)
The Shield
Rome
Weedsbr PTI
The Office
Entourage
American Dad
Taxicab Confessions - guily pleasure
American Uncover - Autopsy - another guilty pleasure
Seinfeld
Curb Your Enthusiam - If you are a Seinfeld fan, you can see Larry David's character is the uncanny brainwork for George Constanza (Can't stand ya)
South Park
old Cheers re-runs

(when it was good)

The Shield

The Jackie Puppet voiced by Billy West

Books:

American Psycho by Brett Easton Ellis
The Jordan Rules.
Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman
Private Parts
Ms. America

Mostly newspapers found online too
Dating & Relationship Advice
MySpace Layouts

Heroes:

Any sandwhich made at Casa Del Sol in Woodcliff Lake, NJ

My Blog

New ways to fix the Yanks in 08

So we gotta find a way to fix the Yankees, right folks? Well I got the solution right here. It's a little crazy, but bear with me. We trade Phil Hughes. We trade Hughes, Damon to the twins.........
Posted by s t e v e on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 05:35:00 PST

The day at the gym

Well, I was pulling into the gym when a torrential downpour starting to happen. I park my car, grab my bag inside the car, and about to make a mad dash inside. I was 2 rows over from w...
Posted by s t e v e on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 05:39:00 PST

Ways to fix the Yankees

1) Get rid of Bobby Abreu. Decent pick up last year but this guy was a victim of a career year in his final year of his contract that made him A LOT of $$$. Do not pick up his opti...
Posted by s t e v e on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:27:00 PST

update on the arm

Hip Hip...JORGE!!!! I just got back from an Orthopedist. I don't have to wear a hard cast. It would eliminate 10% of my elbow movement after 6 weeks mobilized. But I must do physical...
Posted by s t e v e on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:46:00 PST

A Yankee Adventure

Ahh....Yes, another Yankee season is upon us with should give us several memories. As for me? My memory, from what I can recall, is the day I broke my arm. That's right folks, i...
Posted by s t e v e on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:44:00 PST

Out with the old

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The Sinners just have more fun."That statement is so true to me. As I find the most randomest shit funny. I guess you can...
Posted by s t e v e on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:02:00 PST

Halloween 06

There's no earthly way of knowing...Which direction we are going...There's no knowing where we're rowing...Or which way the river's flowing...Is it raining?Is it snowing?Is a hurricane a-blowing?Not a...
Posted by s t e v e on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:48:00 PST

Yanks ALDS

WOW. The NY Yankees are a bunch of fucking posers! Plain and Simple. AROD and Shef, do you even have a fucking pulse? It's 1:36am right now, I just turned on ESPN and heard th...
Posted by s t e v e on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 10:58:00 PST

South Park

How great is this.... http://uk.news.yahoo.com/28082006/344/saddam-s-cartoon-caper s.html Former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein is being made to watch his appearance in cult cartoon South Park while he ...
Posted by s t e v e on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 01:01:00 PST

S.O.A.P. - The Review

So I'll admit, I bought into the Snakes On a Plane internet phenomenon as stated here by Wikipedia (I truly love this site). The movie was almost like a throwback to a cheesy late 80's Action movie (t...
Posted by s t e v e on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:17:00 PST