The Poems of Hank from www.hankthedwarf.com
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Beetlejuice is a loser, a dick, and queer; I'll outdrink him anyday especially if it is with beer.
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Howard Stern is the best, My favorite entertainer of all; I love going on the show and drinking until I am about to fall.
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'Once upon a time there was a dwarf named Hank, He stood 4'1" and loved to get tanked. Hank loved to drink and drink until he could drink no more, Then go to a place where he could bang a whore.Beer is the so wonderful, the world's greatest creation; It made Hank the Dwarf an American sensation. He roams the country north, south, east, and west; Frequently meeting hot young ladies and signing their breasts
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B' is for 'beer' which is so good and tasty, 'G' is for 'get' me one now or I'll get angry and nasty
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Bud is my pal, I like to drink him all day, Bud gets me loaded and feeling okay, But at the end of the day I say goodnight to my Bud, And then pass out and fall down with a thunderous thud.
Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.comI love beer and the way it tastes, I love women with skinny small waists. But given a choice if I had to choose one, I'd pick beer because it can't get pregnant and give me a son.
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, get me a drink or I'll kill you!"
Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com"I am a dwarf who loves to get loaded, I drink all day and my gut gets bloated; The end of the day comes and I can only slur, but I grab more drinks until everything is a big fuckin' blur
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"Beer is good, booze is better, I like them both especially together"
Roses are red, viagra is blue, If I see someone in bed, I hope it is you"
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"When I drink I feel like a king, I stumble all over and don't feel a thing; My drinks are my best friends and that is for sure, I love being wasted and nailing a whore!"
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"I drink and get drunk and do it every day, It's my life; Hank, The Angry Drunken Dwarf's Way."
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Fuck you and your mother, because she is a whore, I'll kick both your asses if you don't let me drink more and more."
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