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I've got 26 years of kickin ass and creativity under my belt. And... according to a questionnaire which I took while sitting at my desk when I should have been working, I have a 75% social desirability. Maybe I should go back to school and become a psych major so I can sit around all day and answer true / false tests to find out how desirable I am?

What's there to say? Stuck between a rock and a hard place. Literally. I'm that back country hiker who didn't bother to heed the warning signs that read Park Closed: Hungry Wild Ass-Bears Seen Mauling Hikers. I went ahead and ignored the signs, ran into a beastly bear, fell into a dark cave as I tried to outrun the sum bitch, and got myself wedged between hell and a giant boulder. So I have a little extra baggage I have to carry around. The emotional kind. Who doesn't have any of that? The question is where's the lost & found when you need it?

I’m very passionate about fitness and bodybuilding. I’m currently training for competition next year, so here’s to bringin home the Sandow (chuckles). This MySpace thing is a little diversion from work and my training, so I try to make it look as good as my body… hah just kidding. Nothing could look that good. Ok kidding again. I’m just serious.

I want to meet someone to pick the bones out of my fish. I hate getting pricked by those damn things during dinner. I also want to meet someone who can tell the difference between raw tuna and raw salmon based on taste alone. All sushi is not the same dammit!

Sometimes what you're looking for is staring right back at you.

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