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Comedy, fishing, running, Cartesian Practice of Sustained Reflection.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: T Spears aka Capn Spank
Birthday: April 9th. They ended a fricken war for me
Birthplace: Texas
Current Location: A touch to the east of Texas
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: Even darker brown
Height: 6'1" + half or so
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty tighty
Your Heritage: Zeus is my great grand pop. Xena, warrior princess, is my great grandmother
The Shoes You Wore Today: knock off birks (flat feet)
Your Weakness: indecisiveness/spelling
Your Fears: seclusion
Your Perfect Pizza: Ran through the butchershop, then topped with black olives and jalepenos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: the 4.0 I'm capable of. BAC, not grades.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: bye
Thoughts First Waking Up: So soon?
Your Best Physical Feature: eye lashes. They're bring all the girls to the yard.
Your Bedtime: around 1ish, I'm beat.
Your Most Missed Memory: Chicago, 05
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendys
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Frappaccino
Do you Smoke: in cold weather
Do you Swear: I promise
Do you Sing: with pride
Do you Shower Daily: Sure
Have you Been in Love: no, not really
Do you want to go to College: no, not really
Do you want to get Married: no, not really
Do you belive in yourself: eh, depends on what it is
Do you get Motion Sickness: More so now. Not bad though
Do you think you are Attractive: Different weaks. I'm an on again off again
Are you a Health Freak: no. not at all.
Do you get along with your Parents: very much so.
Do you like Thunderstorms: More so while driving fast
Do you play an Instrument: some acoustic guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: actually, no
In the past month have you Smoked: Nah, that's not cool
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Even more uncool
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, as a matter of fact I have
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Went again today
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but tried an oreo cheese cake at the Cheese Cake Factory
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no. It's in the schedule
In the past month have you been on Stage: nah
In the past month have you been Dumped: What a cruel question.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no. I'm somewhat humanitarian
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah, a fax machine.
Ever been Drunk: 'ish.
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: pacifist with fists
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: like my grandpop- peacefully in sleep. Not like the screaming passengers in the backseat of his car
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Taller? I guess successful and happy.
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hazel
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: not so short
Weight: say no to sticks
Best Clothing Style: a happy clothing style
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 44
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Pi

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Music:

Modest Mouse, Incubus, Classic Country, Hootie and the Blowfish, Dispatch, DMB, Beatles Tyler --
[noun]:

A human transformer (Robot in disguise)

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Movies:

Usual Suspects, Life Aquatic, Anchorman, 40 Year Old Virgin, Caddy Shack, Transporter, Ocean's Eleven

Television:

Family Guy, Southpark, Futurama, Fox and Friends, Aqua Team Hunger Force, Home Movies, and Harvey Birdman

Books:

.. You scored as Maximus. After his family was murdered by the evil emperor Commodus, the great Roman general Maximus went into hiding to avoid Commodus's assassins. He became a gladiator, hoping to dominate the colosseum in order to one day get the chance of killing Commodus. Maximus is valiant, courageous, and dedicated. He wants nothing more than the chance to avenge his family, but his temper often gets the better of him.

Maximus

83%

William Wallace

83%

James Bond, Agent 007

79%

Indiana Jones

63%

The Terminator

54%

Captain Jack Sparrow

50%