Heineken, making fun of people, chip crushing, swapping sob stories, putting down boys, the clubhouse, our tight-knit group of friends, myspacing it, digital photography, dressing up in costumes, sleeping, smoking lots of cigarettes, sushi and trimming our hair.
Whoever. Here's who we DON'T want to meet: Pukey G's, psycho exes, haters, wishy washy bartenders, that brat from Campus Life, whack jobs, internet perverts, cheesy guys who have nothing humorous or intellectual to say and anyone that might rub us the wrong way. We're not a damn lamp. Kapeesh?
Everything except country.
Garden State is our current infatuation. And Napoleon Dynomite.
Nah.
Not right now. We have a headache.
Tom. You go boy.