"Spain had a party! And Poland had sex with Belgium in the upstairs loo! And nine months later Britain was born!"
Life is all about taking chances and making the most of opportunities....but most of all it's about doing whatever you want...and seeing how much of what you do you can get away with..... ;)
My name is Sherie aka Shezza aka Shezza-my-Nezza aka Rooney aka Roo aka Mini-Roo aka Jimothy aka PAT! I love to laugh and be around laughter more than anything. I think the Mario Kart on the SNES is the most amazing game! I love to go out and hit the dancefloor all night – the cleaners have to kick me out! I've never been happier than since I realised that I am too young to be tied down and that life is about having fun while I'm young! I absolutely detest leather jackets...men look awful in them no matter who they are! Nandos’ hot chicken and peri chips are officially the best food ever! Summer is my most favourite season - it matches my new yellow bag! My red ankle boots are so cool! I love to read – and no, it’s not boring! I have a total thing for men with Scouse and Geordie accents-they are HOT! I want some gladiator sandals. Red Bull is disgusting! Cinema ice-cream is the best. The two most boring things in the world are food shopping and teeth brushing – fortunately at society’s request I do both of them. I run at least 20 miles a week. Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough ice cream is my biggest vice! I miss uni sometimes…but I don’t miss the work. Ricky Gervais is AWESOME! I love Topshop jeans….but I hate Topshop sizes- how is it possible for me to be three different dress sizes in the same shop?? I miss performing in theatres. Galaxy hot chocolate from the uni café is the best winter drink in the world. I need a new IPod. I like to win and be the best at everything I do. Dogs are so cute – especially chocolate labradors. I have a career at last! When I’m sad I always watch Peter Kay – the man is a legend and never fails to cheer me up! Pizza tastes best when it’s kept simple – cheese and tomato with a garlic and herb dip. I might wear odd socks sometimes but I ALWAYS wear matching underwear! I wish I was lying on a beach right now. I love my hair because it’s always shiny! I’m the winner yeah! Would you believe me if I said I could kick your ass at Texas Hold ‘Em?? I need a good night out! Leering drunk men are the most unattractive thing in the whole world, apart from one's in leather jackets! I’m scared of fire and open water! It takes a lot for me to fall in love….although with the right person I find it easy to do so. I wish I had green eyes! My bed is the most comfy place in the world. I wish people would just say exactly what they mean. I’m a published poet. Sambuca is horrible. I always come back from a night out with a bruise in a random place. I love not having to revise or do uni work anymore! I need a new phone with a better camera. There’s no food in my cupboard – I need to go shopping! Hair curlers don’t work in my hair because it’s too soft ?. I love strawberry flavoured lipgloss…yummy! I’m sure I’ve bored you enough by now! ?
