Josh

About Me

I like water, but have a hard time accepting it as a beverage. I sell wine to boozers, and booze to winos... that's just how I roll. I dislike the term "Fruit forward." I'm very fond of bad TV (shows that involve voting others off of the program). I've been known to bombard my brain with TV, music, a movie, and a book all at the same time. I make things with computer programs, I went to college to learn to do so.

My Interests

Music, Apple Inc, This American Life, firearms, Stella, being an ex-member, Metal, drug policy reform, Graphic Design, Excess

I'd like to meet:

ee cummings
Josh Davis
Mark Ryden
A Sugar Mama/Daddy (I'm flexible)

Music:

Vaux, Russian Circles, Aberdeen City, Slim Cessna's Auto Club, Botch, Elliot Smith, Iron and Wine, Mike Patton anything, I am the Ocean,GY!BE, BTBAM, CunninLyguists, Iron Maiden, Strongarm, AOTP, In Flames, Superjoint Ritual, Merle Haggard, Johnny Cash, Rev. Horton Heat, The Snake The Crown The Cross, Dimmu Borgir, Zao, Immortal Technique, Swallow the Sun, Lilly Allen

Movies:

Dead Man, Grosse Point Blank, Dangerous Lives of Alter Boys, Dr. Strangelove, Glenngarry GlenRoss, Lost in La Mancha, The Big Leibowski, Band of Brothers.

Television:

World Poker Tour, Daily Show, Aqua Teen Hunger force, Family Guy, Blow Out, Everything on HBO in that rotating sunday timeslot, Heroes, THE OFFICE!

Books:

ee cummings, Busted, High Fidelity, The Great Gatsby, Bee

Heroes:

Guy Bourdin, Banksy, Shepard Fairey, Josh Davis, Jerry Stahl

My Blog

If you were a...

If you were a Mac Pro, you'd be home by now.Yeah, that's right, I did it. Finally I'm on top! No more iTunes slowing down Photoshop... No more waiting for quicktime to struggle with playin...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:56:00 PST

Firefox

My gift to you, the Josh Parent faithful, is this ultra-stylish page... but only if you use firefox.Let's get with the twenty-first here kids. Not to be rude here (no, actually, yeah, I want to be ru...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:27:00 PST

For the Bananagina

Bananagina
Posted by Josh on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:14:00 PST

They gave us two shots to the back of the head and we're all...dead...now.

Two days ago (Wednesday the 18th) I left my apartment en route to my moms. One block from home I passed the apartment where my best friend dave used to live. It was surrounded by police officers (Un...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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jake hates all the girls(the shy ones,the bold ones;the meek proud sloppy sleek) all except the cold ones paul scorns all the girls(the bright ones;the dim ones;the slim plump t...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

At what age...

At what age would you have off'd yourself if your name was Zoltan Sacs? Well I just met Mr. Sacs, or maybe he just wants to be called Zoltan. Do you think his name is Pre or Post, BIG with Tom Han...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

e-relationship
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

go figure

Wierd... I just had a Young Woman come into where I work, I had to give her a couple phone numbers. I was scratching them out on a piece of scrap paper. I'm in mid number and she says "Wow! Do...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

no fucking way dude

I'm am so tired of finding meaning in pop songs, talk about feeling like a shallow person. God, I need to go listen to some soilent green or discordance axis to clean off. Deep down I'm probably s...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Do I want to be doing this?

Blog eh? Well, lets start by saying that I can't STAND the whole "internet brevity" thing. The word Blog is against my religion. I guess obnoxiousness is the great motivator (rather than fear) ...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What he is perhaps looking at, so unchanged, is the scheme & always drawn to human scale