3rd Degree@TAO Las Vegas

Buckle up and open your mind because you are about to get the short story of me. I come at you from the Magical Mitten that is Michigan. I am from the rough and rugged eastside of Haslett (a suburb of Lansing.. the 517 ya know) You might know it as "DIRTY HAZ?" A place where in my younger years you might have seen me cruising around the corner of Haslett and Marsh on my bmx eating some laffy taffy and sporting a kick ass Kool Aid mustache. Probably trying to talk some hot young lady into riding on my pegs or something. Now that I am a little bit older I guess not much has changed. I live in Vegas now so how bad can life really be. Some people might get the chance to vacation here once in their life and I get to live it every single day. This is now officially chapter 29 in the book of life for me and can't wait to see how the story goes. I love the nightlife and what it has to offer so that is most likely where you will see me. It's what I do and what I do best. Don't get me wrong though. I am ranked number 3 in the country by spooning magazine right now so I am just as good at staying in for the night and chillin. I work at TAO which is probably..... No wait. Is for sure the number one club in the land. So if you see me roaming around the club say hi.. When I am not in the club you will find me playing around at one of LV's many other night spots. One thing is for sure, if you do get out with me and don't have a good time, we need to get Dr. Phil on the phone because you have got some major F-ing issues. You will be pleasantly surprised by the endless supply of "one liners" that spew from my mouth. You will get to see a clowning around, comedy clinic that will make your cheeks hurt like you had dental work done the day before! I guess to sum it all up in a short blurb... I'm a blonde hair, blue eyed, funny, down to earth, as real as it gets, average guy who likes nothing more than to get down like 4 flat tires and have a good time with my crew and anyone else who would like to join me in a serious, but joking kinda way. I guess what I am trying to say is... Be real with me and I'll be real with. Deception and lies will go away at some point so don't waste our time. You do your part and if I like what I see, I'll do mine. You don't have to pretend to try and impress me. Just be yourself and see what happens. Be hated for who you are rather than loved for someone you're not. I'm out like a boner in sweat pants!! You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !