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joesyphilis

The evening trees moan as if they knew --- At night I always dream of you

About Me

I play guitar, and have been for a while. One could say I'm pretty good at it. I play in several musical endeavors:
My famous grindcore band:
www.myspace.com/malodorousmetal
My other grindcore band
http://www.myspace.com/pukegoreband
Me and my very good friend's prog project:
www.myspace.com/pitcherandwhiteyrock
My two man death metal band:
www.myspace.com/taulepton
I am religion free!!!
I dont know exactly what I want do do with my life. I just want to be happy and financially secure.
I like metal. Why? I just do. Get the fuck over it. If you don't like it, don't fucking listen to it. I wont press my music upon you, so don't press yours on me. I don't judge based on musical tastes either.
I hate violence. In real life anyway. There is nothing wrong with a gory movie or video game, but I cant stand it when people heedlessly throw away all intelligence and resort to sub-human acts of violence. Anything from scuffles on the streets to world wars, I think its all pompous idiocy.
I'm single. VERY single. Why? Beats me. If any of you ever feel like changing that, it would be totally awesome if you were to let me know.
I AM FOR: Capital punishment, abortion, secularism, torture of prisoners, nuclear power, and stem cell research.
I AM AGAINST: organized religion, war in the middle east, WELFARE, racism, and gangs
If you feel so inclined to do so, AIM me s/n = leftyguitarjoe
Me playing some guitar

My Interests

Playing guitar, physics, video games, music, technology

I'd like to meet:

all the dudes in the music section, and some not.

Music:



I like to listen stuff that I know takes alot of skill to play, which is why I like metal. I also dig some nice relaxing music too, and a little bit of rap.

I am awaiting the sunrise
Gazing modestly through the coldest morning
Once it came you lied
Embracing us over autumn's proud treetops

I stand motionless
In a parade of falling rain
You voice I cannot hear
As I am falling again

Devotion eludes
And in sadness I lumber
In my own ashes I am standing without a soul
She wept and whispered: "I know..."

We walked into the night
Am I to bid you farewell?

Why can't you see that I try
When every tear I shed
Is for you?

My favorite band of all time is Opeth. I say this with conviction and without a second thought. Opeth has the greatest music on this earth. I can play any song off any album, and be satisfied with what I hear. Opeth can make my eyes welt with tears, make my mind blow, and inspire me to play. They are second to none. Opeth > all

Here are a few others I like:
NEVERMORE
AS BLOOD RUNS BLACK
IN FLAMES
DEATH --- R.I.P. Chuck
BRING ME THE HORIZON
BLOTTED SCIENCE
THE BERZERKER
LAMB OF GOD
DISFIGURING THE GODDESS
DISSEVER THE TYRANT
BRAIN DRILL
MALODOROUS
NECROPHAGIST
NILE
DECAPITATED
SUFFOCATION
MESHUGGAH
CRYPTOPSY
KRISIUN
DEVOURMENT
DECREPIT BIRTH
BLOODBATH
WAKING THE CADAVER
ORIGIN
ABORTED
CRADLE OF FILTH

And some non-death stuff I like:
Rush
Iron Maiden
Muse
Ulver
Russian Circles
The Fall of Troy
John Butler Trio
Immortal Technique
Foo Fighters
Paul Gilbert
Led Zeppelin
Pink Floyd
PORCUPINE TREE
The Faint
Tool
Metallica

While I'm at it, Heres a list of bands I've seen in concert:
OPETH
High on Fire
Metallica
Godsmack
Aerosmith
Lenny Kravitz
Robert Cray
CLAPTON!!
Roger Waters
CANNIBAL CORPSE
The Black Dahlia Murder
The Red Chord
Trivium
Machine Head
Goatwhore
The Absence
Lamb of God

Movies:

Oldboy
Sin City
Monty Python
ALL Mel Brooks films
Battle Royale
I Am Legend
War of the Worlds (Tom Cruise still sucks)
300
Reservoir Dogs
Full Metal Jacket
Dead-Alive

these are just a few. I love alot of good films.

Television:

History Channel, Discovery Channel,Family Guy, Simpsons, Dethklok

Books:

Science, Sci-fi, religious stuff

Heroes:


Albert Einstein. This man had a vision. He saw space and time as one entity, woven into a fabric. He challenged Newtonian physics, and proved the impossible was actually fact. I shall strive to reach even a small percentage of his intelligence.
Mikael Akerfeldt, the vocalist, guitarist, and main songwriter of Opeth. This man has the most amazing sense of music I've ever seen. His talent is most admirable, and the pure emotion he puts forth into his music in unmatched. Mikael will forever be a legend in my book.
Chuck Schuldiner, the late vocalist, lead guitarist, and songwriter for Death and Control Denied. Chuck passed away in 2001, but his music shall forever live on. Chuck's style and flair have rubbed off on me quite a bit. His knowledge of his instrument and music itself lead to the creation of the genre that is Death Metal. He is an innovator, an icon, and a metal god.
Jeff Loomis. This man is the greatest living guitarist. The things he does blow my mind. Anybody can play fast, but none can match how clean and accurate he is. Yes he has speed, but he also has a great taste. He is my personal benchmark of guitar excellence.

My Blog

Jon

Jon's passing has really got me thinking. I had just heard his voice last night, and now hes gone. I got to see his last performance. I had the pleasure of knowing him. I only wish I had known him bet...
Posted by joesyphilis on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 06:42:00 PST

So you think you’re cool?

This rant has nothing to do with creation (holy crap, I know)What I'm pissed about is the steady decay of society. People are, for some reason, thinking that obviously repugnant behavior is all of the...
Posted by joesyphilis on Fri, 02 May 2008 09:03:00 PST

Nerd, you say?

Nerd. Dork. Teacher's pet. Brainiac.These are all terms in which people who excel in the field of science have been labeled. Might I mind you that the ones instilling these labels are often people of ...
Posted by joesyphilis on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:15:00 PST

Haha this was worth keeping

my brother is a menace on two wheels.I'm running along side of him, to his left, and I well "turn that way!!" as I point right. Instead, my bro cuts it to the left hard, effectively taking out my legs...
Posted by joesyphilis on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:28:00 PST

Cool story

 The Last Questionby Issac Asimovhttp://filer.case.edu/dts8/thelastq.htmguys, if you have free time, please read this story. Its awesome....
Posted by joesyphilis on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:48:00 PST