Dave’s top tip of the day.... |
Dont make fun of gays.... in a room full of gays. True story. Ask him what happened on 07902078722.
Posted by eyeliner_addict on Sat, 31 May 2008 02:46:00 PST |
Funniest quote of the week |
Courtesy of Dave.... "Dont try and get rid of all the knives on the streets, the government should give out more forks. Then they might be too busy thinking of ways to get food rathe...
Posted by eyeliner_addict on Wed, 28 May 2008 08:28:00 PST |
The Non Domestic Goddess |
Q: Mummy, is there really a Father Christmas?A: You bet!Q: It's not just daddy?A: Sweetheart, since when has Daddy done anything around here?Q: Are you sure?A: Sweetheart, yes. Do you think Dad...
Posted by eyeliner_addict on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 09:40:00 PST |
Raina |
Raina can refer to several things: Raina is a Hindu sub-caste mainly prevalent in north and north-eastern India. In fiction: Raina is the protagonist in George Bernard Shaw's play Arms and the Man.Rai...
Posted by eyeliner_addict on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:44:00 PST |
Famous Christ-o-phers |
Christopher ColumbusChristopher WalkenSt ChristopherLudacrisChristopher RobinNotorious B.I.G. Chris EvansChristopher Ashton KutcherChris RockChristopher ReeveChris TuckerChristopher Turk...
Posted by eyeliner_addict on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:41:00 PST |
Reincarnation |
In a previous life I poisoned you with a salamander and the village burned me as a witch. I'm sorry for what I did but I wish you would stop making people want to poison you....
Posted by eyeliner_addict on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:27:00 PST |
Daves wind incident |
In Middlesbrough enjoying the sun in Dave's garden and this gale tornado came out of nowhere. It chucked the garden furniture everywhere for about a minute, there was li...
Posted by eyeliner_addict on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:40:00 PST |
Ho hum |
Married, what, 2 months, gone midnight, the husband went to a casino and hasn't been heard of since. Trouble in Paradise???
Posted by eyeliner_addict on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 04:34:00 PST |
Word up |
Back with a new look. Cut the chaff too.
Posted by eyeliner_addict on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 03:43:00 PST |
Wedding! |
Wow I need to write about it all so here goes!!!Had an emotional last day at work on Friday. At the start of the week I just really relaxed and chilled out. My mum came up on the Wednesday and we went...
Posted by eyeliner_addict on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:16:00 PST |
