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Eighemy

Excuse me stewardess I speak jive.....

About Me

I love to laugh...most likely at you. I have a very off beat sarcastic sense of humor..a sort of "gift", if you will, passed down from generations of funny and sarcastic people. I'm trying to live my life to the fullest, and I have a knack for taking on way more than I can handle....but I do it with confidence and finesse...so there. I'm very content, truly happy, and rather comfy...and when ya finally get to that point...you wonder why you wasted so much time being UN all of those things.

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My Interests



Creating crop circles, Extreme Hopscotch, Underwater basket weaving, Making clothing outta bubble wrap n *duck * tape for accident prone friends, Working on the goat milk resistance movement (gmrm), and Workin the pole

I'd like to meet:

Mark GraceMatchewAnd of COURSE Kevin smith

Music:

Dispatch, Susan Tedeschi, Miranda Lambert, Ronnie Baker Brooks, Ben harper, Ani Difranco, Counting crows, Pixies, Snoop, , Rage, Staind, Old school rap n junk, Tori Amos, George Strait, Sugarland, Brad Paisley, Dierks, Waylon, Willie, and the boys.... Uhhh, I could go on and on here, the list is endless..

Movies:

Monty Python and the quest for the holy grail,Almost Famous, Million Dollar Baby, Dogma, Clerks, Chasing Amy, All Adam Sandler movies, cept for "Punch Drunk Love" WTF WAS that?!? Little mermaid, Anchorman, Bruce Almighty, Me myself & Irene, Airplane, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir dogs, Liar Liar, L.A confidential, Blow, UGH..again, the list is endless the funnier..the better.

Television:

Simpsons! Family Guy, Megastructures, Medium, Myth Busters, Snapped, Cold Case Files, Steinfield, Curb your enthusiasm, My name is Earl, Girls Behaving Badly, and the occasional marathon of whatever is on VH1.

Books:

, The hypochondriacs guide to life and death, Alice in Wonderland, The Tao of Motherhood, Comfortable with Uncertainty, If you give a mouse a cookie,

My Blog

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

I dropped my Iphone in the toilet.  Yes before I flushed.
Posted by Eighemy on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 02:12:00 PST

Break-up inspired musings...and blahness

I've recently resolved that some people are just addicted to love (insert Robert palmer here) they can't seem to evolve past that gooshy I-love-you-so-much-you're-all-I-can-think-about-schmoopy-kin d o...
Posted by Eighemy on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:04:00 PST

foo luv

Man, I was watching SNL and the Foo Fighters were the musical guests and they were really good. Oh how I adore them. Dane Cook is funny sometimes.
Posted by Eighemy on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 09:41:00 PST

my ass has officially been kicked

Okay, Soooooooooo...... I got the job I wanted and started today, the day Flew by, and I really enjoyed it. The people I am working for are SO very nice...I'm whooped. I shall keep thee posted....
Posted by Eighemy on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:17:00 PST

Employment?

ArGHhhhG! I have a THIRD interview today at the place I really, really, REALLY wanna work, and I am absolutley terrified!!! If I get said job, Life as I have known it (for the last 10 years) is over...
Posted by Eighemy on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:00:00 PST

Jack Handy Quotes

I've been reading a bunch of Jack Handy quotes lately..here's a few that I like. "How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn'...
Posted by Eighemy on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:34:00 PST

DOG days of summer

Okay, I need to enlist the collective brainpower of the blogosphere here, so put your Theoretical Universe (?)  caps.   Let's say, you have a rather large yard, that would req...
Posted by Eighemy on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:32:00 PST

hello...my name is...........

When did I start answering to Ma'am?  Yesterday, I was at the Walmart.  After standing in line for what seemed like WAY too long for the 10 items or less lane, I finally checked out. ...
Posted by Eighemy on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:19:00 PST

Asphalt flop (YOW)

Ahhh yes, the asphalt flop.  It makes a noise sorta like a belly flop...and it  causes the same "ohhhh damnnnnnn" reaction from onlookers....BUT,  It hurts.  WAY worse t...
Posted by Eighemy on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:23:00 PST

if you "heart" packers...don[’t read this

So I'm drivin down the street yesterday...coming home from a mini shopping excursion, when this dude in a volvo station wagon, is going about 30 in a 45.  I fly up on his ass, strangely...
Posted by Eighemy on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:28:00 PST