Soccer, running, football, Notre Dame games, besting Drew at checkers and chess
"You're right to the edge or past the edge of what you're capable of. You'd like to be slowing down, but it's almost like a free fall. You're in a zone, not willing to throw out the parachute. You're still looking for speed even though you're well past your comfort zone. If you're the best in the world and you're still pushing your limits at that level, it's pretty cool." - Bode M.
Anyone, everyone...whoever has something to say or a story to tell. I've always been open to new shit. Try to top some of the stories I can remember and those that Layne and my friends fill me in about. Some of my greatest times are because of the people I've met through my travels. Living large is all about testing the boundaries of your comfort zone and encountering new folks.Bottom Line, Bring it.
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Dave Matthews
Snatch, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, Coming to America, The Hunt for Red October, anything with Salma Hayek, CaddyShack, Match Point
Arrested Development, PTI, Family Guy, more and more MTV reality shows, The Office, CSI, CSI: Miami, Nip/Tuck, Grey's
I don't read...not smartz enough
JFK, JD Rockefeller, My parents, the Dali Lama himself, ALF, Natalie Phelps (this one is here as a joke, really, sometimes I just want to bitch slap her)