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About Me

I'm intensely nervous and overly sensitive, yet I love to laugh. I'm a lover of simplicity and often am amazed for hours by the smallest instances of it. All I want for Christmas is an extensive collection of international cheeses. mmmmm

My Interests

music, books, old stuff, photography, Irish culture, kitties (especially merv), cheese, wine, beer, sparks, headies, friends, helping women and stuff.

I'd like to meet:

The lovechild of Fiona Apple and Beck.

Music:

gimme gimme gimme

Movies:

white oleander, freaks, fargo, american beauty, wonder boys, shawshank redemption, anything with rob schnider, blah blah blah

Television:

Holy shit, Rock of Love. Why the hell do I watch such an embarrassment unfold?

Books:

anything by tom robbins, burroughs, james joyce. Albrecht's Gold, great gatsby, trinity, I know this much is true. Just re-read She's Come Undone and Woman Warrior.

Heroes:

the o-zone layer

My Blog

Florida et ma famille

So, I am at my Omi and Pop-Pop’s house in lovely New Smyrna Beach, Florida, home of the most shark attacks in the US. The beginning of the week was a slew of rekindling dwindling relationships w...
Posted by Smash on your face on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:58:00 PST

Deep inside, there lies a Domer

Lately my dreams have been so clear and honest that I cannot shake 'em til near noon the next day. Or week, depending on the dream. I just awoke from one of those lucid states where you want to jump o...
Posted by Smash on your face on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:37:00 PST

Grrrr

Anger is a beautiful emotion...when conducted under control. I'm fucking angry right now. There is a plethora of reasons, the primary being that I just experienced the most fuckingricockulous conversa...
Posted by Smash on your face on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:22:00 PST

Rise and Shine

So, it's about 10 am. I prefer sleep to Myspace around this time, however I was awakened by the sweet sounds of a knock knock knockin' at 9 am by Officer Smiley. I was shakin,&...
Posted by Smash on your face on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:38:00 PST

I kid you not

Last night I had a dream that I was eating bananas with Bob Saget. Falic symbolism. I would have prefered it to be Rob Schneider. However, both of those men are on my top 5 list of people I must smoke...
Posted by Smash on your face on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:40:00 PST

lovely

She was the saddest woman I had ever experienced. Her mouth was greased with a thin film of jelly. Words slopped out of her mouth in a dialect that was a cross between self-loathing spinster and self-...
Posted by Smash on your face on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:39:00 PST