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Maynard aka HATCH

Let's do this, I'm a CASHEW.

About Me

"It is our duty to proceed as though the limits of our abilities do not exist."http://members.cox.net/impunity/endofworld.swf

My Interests

Riding beautiful bikes to work. The New York Times Crossword, The Word Jumble, Cryptoquote, volleyball, classic bmw's (2002's), 80s bmw's, reading, ya moms. Moments of inertia, carburetors, trail-braking. Craigslist, Paulslist, Toddslist, Maximanderslist, and every other damn list. OAKLAND, fool.

I'd like to meet:

Charlie Tuna, Julia Goulia, Holly Golightly, Jimi Hendrix, Harvey Pekar... Oh, and ya momz.

Music:

Blizzard Man. WildStyle oldschool type shit, mid 90's underground hip hop, electonica, Portishead, Depeche Mode, THE LOVEMAKERS, j5, BLACKSTAR, Kanye West, twisty/lateral g's/Recaros-holding-your-ass-in-place style music, Frank Sinatra, Quannum, anything that fits on a Technics 1200 up to and including ya moms.

Movies:

ANIMAL HOUSE, Rushmore, Donnie Darko, Being John Malcovich, Waking Life, The Hire, Best In Show, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Better Luck Tomorrow, Office Space, The Shining, Vertigo, ya moms.

Television:

Earl. LOST. Dave Chapelle's Show. The BBC's The Office. NBC's The Office. 30Rock. Six Feet Under. Dirt. SNL.

Books:

fast food nation, calvino's "distance of the moon", FILTH, bmw enthusiasts companion, ecstacy, dogs in my nose, flat stanley. MORE LIKE WRESTLING.