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About Me

It is a night like any other. A siren screams in the distance. Atop a building stands a lone figure, his cape fluttering like a reed in the wind. His sunglasses reflect the pale moonlight that illuminates the night. It is the Great Cosgrove, master crimefighter and adventurer extraordinaire!Yeah, about me, I hate writing these things. How can you sum up 29 years of life in a paragraph? Enh, my minds too busy wandering to nail down a complete system spec of my being. I will use quotes from people I knew in life. "He is such a nice boy." -Third Grade Teacher. "He is a handsome young man." - 1989 Sunday School Teacher. "He is a slacker!" - Mr. Strickland. "Do you feel lucky, punk?" - Dirty Harry. "All we have to fear, is fear itself!" FDR.Hey, I am a nice guy (so I hear), I live alone, I work on computers for a living, I drive a truck, and I have lived a decent, average life. All I ever wanted was to be loved, now I am, so everything is cool. Carry on my wayward son.I am a dreamer. I was born in the wrong era, I chose the wrong profession, and I usually do not know when to say the right thing until five minutes after the time has past. My mind is never on where I am; the curse of an over active imagination. I always wanted to fly the Millennium Falcon when I grew up. I wanted to be sitting looking at paintings instead of going to school. I would rather wax philosophical than talk about what hip show was on last night.I wish life were a Looney Tune. Then I would get to drop anvils. I always love the Road Runner cartoons. I'm also a bit of a cartoonist. I published a webcomic a while back, but its long been taken down. Perhaps I'll put it back up some day. Or write a book. That is what I have always wanted to do; write a book. Need to get on that.

My Interests

Girlfriend, comics, movies, reading, being clever, cooking, chicken wings, long walks off short piers, games, milk and cereal, absorbing culture, hanging out & being groovy, going to museums.

I'd like to meet:

Tyler Durden. Samurai Jack.

Music:

Classic rock; we're talking old skool AC/DC, Van Halen, and the Stones. And who doesn't love the Beastie Boys? U2. U-freakin'-2, man. Nuff said on that one.

Movies:

The Good The Bad & The Ugly, Fight Club, Brazil, Indiana Jones series, Back to the Future, Ghost in the Shell, Akira, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Diehard series, Dodgeball, Wedding Crashers, V for Vendetta, Se7en, Man on Fire, King Kong.

Television:

The Shield, Deadwood, Six Fear Under, Adult Swim, Battlestar Galactica, South Park, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, don't watch much TV actually. I watch itl al on DVD

Books:

Harry Potter; and I'll read jus' about anything.

Heroes:

Samurai Jack, Spider-man, Captain America (Ultimates version), Tyler Durden, Hellboy, the Vault Dweller, Human Archmage, Oscar the Grouch, the letter "E", and the number "9". Oh, and Bill Maher. Hellboy. Freakin' Hellboy.

My Blog

Damn You Timothy Dalton!!!

So last night I had a pretty crazy dream. To set this up, my good friends have been talking a lot about Pokemon. Secondly, I missed my Squee. In this dream, my girlfriend and I were...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:51:00 PST

I like Pie...

We made my mom a pie for Mother's Day. It was quite good. It was quite tasty. It had ice cream. So good... That is all.
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 14 May 2007 04:34:00 PST

I fucking hate Fanta

No seriously. I do. I fucking hate it. I bought a case of it the other week and drank the entire thing only to decide that I fucking hate that vile tasting shit. Their entire a...
Posted by Shawn on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:04:00 PST

Douche BAG!!

You're a douche bag! No you're a douche bag! No...yer a douche bag! No, you are the douche bag!! No, no, you are a douche bag. Nope, yer the douche bag. Douche bag! Yer a freakin' douche bag! No, yer ...
Posted by Shawn on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:31:00 PST

Talking

You ever talk so much during the day that I've completely forgotten what you've said, when you said it, how you said, and who you said it to? Yeah, had one of those days yesterday. So I've been ...
Posted by Shawn on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 04:10:00 PST

Complete Rwar

So...its Spring Break. I technically have off this week. This means that I'm supposed to go into work, but I choose not to. I am not missed. So far I've caught up on playing Fi...
Posted by Shawn on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:14:00 PST

Apocalypse

So, this evening after dinner, the Misses and I got into a discussion about whether or not homosexuality is genetic or not. She said it was genetic, and had some pretty hefty evidence to prove a...
Posted by Shawn on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:36:00 PST

I fucking hate people!!

Yes, that's right, I fucking hate them. All these fucking friends requests from hot girls that I don't know that totally want to do me!! Its annoying! And all those people fucking cu...
Posted by Shawn on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:13:00 PST

Howling at the Moon

Went to Howl at the Moon last night. Meet some very shiny people. Its been awhile since I was a lil' buzzed. I don't do the whole "go out, get drunk" thing anymore. That's kind...
Posted by Shawn on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 09:44:00 PST

WTF?

Ok, so I get two messages in my MySpace inbox. Here am I thinking I'm popular that people want to talk to me. Even more so, its messages from two apparently cute girls. Then I read t...
Posted by Shawn on Thu, 25 May 2006 09:40:00 PST