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Crafty McVillain

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About Me

I'm a man. I'm a lover. I'm a hater. I'm a hopeless romantic. I'm hopeless. I'm hopeful. I'm a joker. I'm twisted, I've been twisted and I'm twisting still... I'm a gentleman. I'm a jerk. I'm good. I'm evil. I'm sick and tired. I'm bitter. I'm sarcastic. I'm only human. I'm a nerd. I love comics. I love movies. I love writing. I hate everything. I have no shame. I'm picky. I'm weird. I like to laugh. I like to make you laugh. I Am Legend. I'm Luke. I'm pleased to meet you. ...I'm just kidding.

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My Interests

Super Heroes: some of the best stories ever written are in comics. Reading: People act like it's so hard, but they're just dumb. Cartoons: Not anime, the good kind. Muppets: I miss them and they need to come back. Movies: Some of them are actually pretty good. Things that are funny: Like your face! Queens of the Stone Age: They're the most eclectic band in the world. Love: I like forgeting it ever existed. Monsters: I wish they existed.

I'd like to meet:

This guy:

Music:

I hate music. 99.99999999999 percent of it blows big balls. I hate it, hate it, hate it. And everyone else is just sooo in love with it, it makes me sick. Having said that I am absolutely in love with Queens of the Stone Age. They're like the only band I can always listen to.

Movies:

Constantine, Iron Man, Cloverfield, The Prestige, The Darjeeling Limited, The Pianist, Pan's Labyrinth, The Machinist, King Kong, Batman Begins, Superman Returns, I Am Legend, The Incredibles, Toy Story, Juno, Little Miss Sunshine, 40 Year Old Virgin, Superbad, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Once Upon A Time In Mexico and the Die Hard movies.

Television:

The Office, Home Movies, 10 Items Or Less, Arrested Development, Get Smart, Scrubs, King of Queens, Conan Obrien, Talk Show with Spike Feresten, Colbert Report, Reaver, Fairly Odd-Parents and Law and Order: SVU.

Books:

The Somnambulist, Jurassic Park, Congo, Sphere, State of Fear, Prey, I Am Legend, Wicked, The Picture of Dorian Gray, World War Z, Superfolks, Watchmen and a bunch o' comics.

Heroes:

Alan Moore and Josh Homme.