About Me
Dating & Relationship Advice
MySpace Layouts Once again I find the need to rewrite this. It's been something I have been meaning to do for a while and just haven't gotten around to doing it.I am the type of person you have to take at face value. Sometimes little sarcasms come rolling out of my moulth that would mean nothing to someone else, and mean the world to me. If I say something, more than likely I mean it. I can hold a grudge for a long time. I get hurt very easily. I sometimes don't realize the effect I have on other people until it's too late. I have given up on looking for a relationship. I am not good at them, too many feelings get hurt, there is some sort of mess in there some how, and frankly, I have had my share for the moment.The last thing anyone should try to do is change me. I am who I am and all efforts are futile. I have in the past tried to temporaraly bend to suit the needs of other people, but it always ends poorly. If you don't like who I am or what I stand for, you should probably stop reading.If I decide to call someone my friend it means that I am there for them. Most will never notice until they can think of no one else to help them. That's where I shine, which is a paradox because I can never seem to help myself.If you are the type of person that can't deal with things served hot and fresh with a side of gully you should probably not bother talking to me. If you ask me something I am going to tell you exactly how I feel about it. If that makes me mean, or nasty, or cold hearted... it is what it is. I can bite my tounge for only so long.I can't really think of anything else to say..
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Steve
Date of Birth: 2/4/83
Birthplace: Tuppelo, Mississippi
Current Location: Home.
Eye Color: Greyish blue, but they change color.
Hair Color: Blonde.
Height: 6'
Heritage: Guinea.
Piercings: I have a few, but there is nothing in them.
Tattoos: A few of them.
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Right now it's Jimi Hendrix.
Song: Currently, Voodoo Child, but of all thime it has to me Imaging-John Lennon.
Movie: Life is beautiful, but True Romance and Pulp Fiction are a close second.
Disney Movie: Pirates, or Lady and the Tramp.
TV show: Family guy.
Color: Yellow, followed closely by blue.
Food: Oysters.
Pizza topping: Plain. Pizza should be served plain, thin, and crispy. Come to Ferraro's and we'll show ya.
Ice-Cream Flavor: Ben & Jerry's Crem Brulee
Drink (alcoholic): Grey Goose vodka, one ice cube.
Soda: Coke, in the glass bottles.
Store: Barnes & Noble, or maybe Wegman's lol.
Clothing Brand: Nautica, call me a preppy if you want, but I think I can pull it off lol.
Shoe Brand: Adidas, but I am liking ES too.
Season: Spring.
Month: May.
Holiday/Festival: 4/20.
Flower: Orchids.
Make-Up Item: LOL, I don't get into that lol.
Board game: Scrabble.
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny.
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla.
Fruit or veggie: Artichokes, stuffed artichokes to be exact.
Night or day: Afternoon.
Sour or sweet: Sour.
Love or money: Can't I have both?
Phone or in person: I perfer in person, but it seems like I am living my life thrugh cell phones now a days lol.
Looks or personality: Personality. I have always said that, ask my sister.
Coffee or tea: Tea.
Hot or cold: Depends on the occasion really.
Your:
Goal for this year: To be happy.
Most missed memory: Grandpa.
Best physical feature: Either my eyes or teeth.
First thought waking up: "Fuck, What time is it?!"
Hypothetical personality disorder: According to my Psyc major sister, Bipolar.
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Liposuction.
Sesame street alter ego: Cookie Monster.
Fairytale alter ego: Big Bad Wolf.
Most stupid remark: "I'm not retarded, my reflexes are just slow."
Worst crime: Let's not go there....
Greatest ambition: Being content in all aspects of my life.
Greatest fear: Feet.
Darkest secret: Now why in the hell would I put that here?
Favorite subject: English.
Strangest received gift: Batman mask. (Thanks Callie)
Worst habit: Pick one.
Do You:
Smoke: Like a chimney.
Drink: Not my bag baby.
Curse: Like a sailor.
Shower daily: More often than that.
Like thunderstorms: Love 'em.
Dance in the rain: I have been known to do it from time to time.
Sing: Sometimes the spirit can move me.
Play an instrument: Nah.
Get along with your parents: LOL
Wish on stars: Way more often than I should, wishes rarely happen.
Believe in fate: Yes.
Believe in love at first sight: It happens.
Can You:
Drive: Like a motha fucka.
Sew: Nope.
Cook: I have been known to throw a few things in a pan from time to time.
Speak another language: I speak little bits of alot of languages.
Dance: Gangsta's don't dance, we just pull up our pants and do the rock-a-way. Lean back, lean back. lol.
Sing: Not at all.
Touch your nose with your tongue: Almost.
Whistle: Yep.
Curl your tongue: Yep.
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Yep.
Been Stoned/High: Yep.
Eaten Sushi: Yep.
Been in Love: Yep.
Skipped school: Yep.
Made prank calls: Yep.
Sent someone a love letter: Yep.
Stolen something: Yep.
Cried yourself to sleep: Yep.
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? When people are repetitive and obloxious.
Are you right or left handed? Righty, but kinda both.
What is your bedtime? I have no idea.
Name three things you can't live without: Food, Water, Sunshine.
What is the color of your room? For some odd reason, I can't remember right now.
Do you have any siblings? The Monkey!!
Do you have any pets? A pit Bull, A yorkie, 2 cats, 2 birds, and I think there is a fish somewhere in the house too.
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? I am not answering that.
What is you middle name? Anthony.
What are you nicknames? Steph, Steffy, Steve-o, Douche Bag, Aaa-oosh, Natty Bumpo, Femur, Slim, Ousticcaio, Pishta, and probably more lol.
Are you for or against gay marriage? For, all people have the right to happiness.
What are your thoughts ..ion? I am pro choice, but I think that both parties should have a say in the choice made.
Do you have a crush on anyone? Yeppers. :-)
Are you afraid of the dark? I usually am the proverbial thing that goes bump in the dark...
How do you want to die? For something I love.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Ya got me, like, 20?
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? I would take a bullet for all the people I love.
What is the last law you’ve broken? About 5 minuites ago lol.
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Usually I like dark, or red hair, but that is far from concrete.
Eye color: Open.
Height Doesn't matter.
Weight Not too big, not too small, but juuust right.
Most important physical feature: As dumb as it sounds... The first thing I look at in a woman are her teeth and her hair.
Biggest turn-off Funky breath, fucked up teeth, and rat nest hair.
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