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Corporal AJ Watts

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About Me

I'm just a simple guy from Lawrence who enjoys the finer things in life. Things like cigarettes, whiskey, trenchcoats, hair dye, nailpolish, combat boots, tattoos, piercings and Chuck's.
I read a bit, mainly horror, sci-fi, and comedy. I read manga, because I'm an anime nerd. Just read "How Soon is Never" by Marc Spitz. Awesome book.
I watch Jeopardy, constantly.
I'm a big fan of music and movies. Lately, my musical taste has been leaning towards new wave, no wave, psychobilly, and screamo. I do enjoy classic rock, indie rock, jazz, nu-metal, hip-hop, classical, and blues.
My movie taste is somewhat the same as my literary taste. Some of my favorite movies are: A Clockwork Orange, American Splendor, Billy Madison, Dogma, Edward Scissorhands, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Full Metal Jacket, Ghost World, The Godfather, Nightmare Before Christmas, and the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I also like anything by Kevin Smith, Stanley Kubrick, Charlie Kauffman, Tim Burton, Martin Scorcese, and Sophia Coppola.
I'm an artist, but I lack inspiration. I like to draw with pencil and charcoal. I also like making computer art.
If I don't know you, don't try to friend me without a message. I will not help you become a massive Myspace whore.
And a final note. The main picture of me is of me in my Eddie costume, from Rocky Horror. No, I wasn't in an accident. I don't have stitches, nor do I have a black eye. Although, that pompador in my hair looks pretty fucking hardcore. It's at least a year old. No, I don't have much newer than that. No, I don't update my pics, no I won't take more with my hair down.

My Interests

8 tracks, ambient music, anarchosyndicalism, anarchy, anime, areolas, art, artificial flavoring, Atomic Prawn, being a loser, biting, black, blazers, blood, bondage, cabbie hats, Carl and Bob, cheese, chicks, classic rock, classical music, contortions, cuddling, demonic sandwiches, garage rock, girls, going steady, Homestar Runner, horns, hydrox cookies, indie rock, jazz, Kids in the Hall, ladies, leather, legos, Lenny Proposki, Li'l Miss Sticky Kiss, lollipops, Lookout Records, metal, movies, mp3s, music, new wave, no wave, noise, noise rock, "Only in Kenya", oral, pain, piercings, post punk, psychobilly, punk, radio, randomness, records, ritualistic animal slaughter, RKO Army, robots, rockabilly, rocky horror picture show, Salvidor Dali, sex, Shoplifters of the World, ska, skin, Skin Graft records, slapstick, spanking, spikes, springman records, squirrels, steel, straps, Strong Bad, suicide, Suicide Girls, surf music, surf punk, synthesizers, tattoos, techno, Teseracte Players of Boston, The Simpsons, upright bass, vintage smut, vinyl, wire, women, WUML, your mom

I'd like to meet:

Cool people from my area.
Someone who wants to give me lots of money.
Mick Foley.
Skeletor.
Dr. Steel.
Your mom.
And a woman who's not mentally insane.
(I think I have better odds of meeting Skeletor.)

Music:

Listen to it!

OH, and all this...
AC/DC, Aiden, Alkaline Trio, ambient music, Amen, Anal Cunt, Andrew WK, Ani DiFranco, Anthrax, A Perfect Circle, Apex Theory, Arch Enemy, Bane, Bauhaus, Bella Morte, Berlin, Billie Holiday, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Bush, Bush Tetras, Camera Obscura, Chimara, Chinese Stars, Chumbawumba, CkY, classic rock, classical music, Coal Chamber, Cradle of Filth, Crooked, Damone, Dead Kennedys, Deadsy, Dean Martin, Depeche Mode, Devo, Downright Creepies, Dresden Dolls, Dropkick Murphys, Duke Ellington, Eagles of Death Metal, Echo and the Bunnymen, Electric 6, El Pus, Elton John, Fear Factory, Flogging Molly, Foo Fighters, Frank Sinatra, Frank Zappa, Garbage, Godsmack, Green Day, Groovie Ghoulies, Heretic Hybrid, His Infernal Majesty, horns, Horrorpops, indie rock, jazz, Jerktones, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, Kate Bush, Kill Hannah, Led Zeppelin, Louis Armstrong, Louis XIV, Love Equals Death, Meatloaf, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, metal, Metallica, Minutemen, Misfits, Mission of Burma, Morningwood, Moxy Fruvous, My Pet Demon, Never Say Never, New Order, new wave, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, no wave, NOFX, noise, noise rock, Orgy, Otep, Pansy Division, post punk, Probot, psychobilly, punk, Queen, queens of the stone age, Queensryche, Rancid, rave, records, Right Up Front, Rise Against, rockabilly, Rollerball, Scissor Sisters, Sex Pistols, Shellac, Siouxsie and the Banshees, ska, Skamaphrodites, Skindred, Slapshot, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, Soilwork, Soundgarden, Sponge Awareness Foundation, Stone Sour, Stone Temple Pilots, Strapping Young Lad, Sublime, surf punk, synthesizers, System of a Down, Talking Heads, techno, Tenacious D, The Beatles, The Clash, The Cult, The Cure, The Doors, The Phenomenauts, The Reverend Horton Heat, The Ramones, The Rapture, The Secretions, The Smiths, The Stranglers, Throwing Toasters, Tool, Tsunami Bomb, upright bass, vinyl, Violent Femmes, Wheatus, Wrekdefy, X27, Zeromancer

Movies:

40 Year Old Virgin, A Clockwork Orange, Anti-Trust, Back to the Future, Baseketball, Big Daddy, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Billy Madison, Bio-Dome, Butterfly Effect, Down Periscope, Encino Man, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Evil Dead, Fifth Element, Ghostbusters, Ghost in the Shell, Godzilla, Happy Gilmore, Harry Potter, I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, In the Army Now, Island of Dr. Moreau, Mr. Deeds, Mr. Nanny, Old School, Puppet Master, Real Genius, Road Trip, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Royal Tenenbaums, Saw, Son in Law, Star Wars, Tales from the Hood, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze, The Godfather, The Mask, The Shining

Television:

Adult Swim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Brak Show, Excel Saga, Family Guy, Full Metal Alchemist, Futurama, Ghostbusters, Howard Stern, Inuyasha, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Mad TV, Married with Children, Monk, Nick Arcade, Pro Wrestling, Saturday Night Live, Sealab 2021, Seinfeld, Small Wonder, Spiderman, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Simpsons, Unhappily Ever After, Who's the Boss, XMen

Books:

1984, Dracula, Foley is Good, Have a Nice Day: A Tale of Blood Tears and Sweatsocks, Great Mysteries of the 20th Century, History of Torture and Execution, I Am Legend, Interview with a Vampire, Nosferatu, Stir of Echoes, The Zombie Survival Guide

Heroes:

Abraham Lincoln, Bill Clinton, Dr. Steel, Gambit, Howard Stern, Mick Foley, my dad, Pauly Shore, and SKELETOR!!!!

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378 Things About Me (UPDATED!)

Trust me, this shit's important! I'm interesting, or so I've heard.1.What is your full name:: Andrew Joseph Charles Watts2.Spell your first name backwards:: werdna3.Date of birth:: December 30th 19854...
Posted by Corporal AJ Watts on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 11:28:00 PST

378 Things About Me.

1.What is your full name:: Andrew Joseph Charles Watts 2.Spell your first name backwards:: werdna 3.Date of birth:: December 30th 1985 4.Male or female:: Male 5.Astrological sign:: Capricorn 6.Ni...
Posted by Corporal AJ Watts on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST