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i think mild wings are hot but i still eat them because i like spicy food. i think anything in moderation is okay. i get excited when one of "my songs" comes on the radio even if i've heard it 10,000 times and have it on my iPod. i got myspace because of my best friend danielle - she's all over it. i use fucked up language but not around people's kids. i like going to the gym but i usually leave early cause the weights are heavy. i think paris hilton is completely useless. who you are is what you have been and who you will be is what you do now. i'm a terrible dancer and even worse singer but i love to sing in my car. i love happy endings and believe in karma. i think midget jokes are funny. YOU ARE GOING TO GET WHATEVER IT IS YOU ARE - HOWEVER YOU THINK ABOUT YOURSELF IS WHAT IS GOING TO COME TO YOU. i think this world will be a better place because my nephew collin is in it. i get depressed on gray days and i think the best days are spent at the beach with sand in my toes. i love to see people be successful, i like dating but i dont feel "incomplete" without a boyfriend. when i get drunk i tell the same joke twice, when i get drunk i tell the same joke twice, i may never find the meaning of life but in this moment I am fine. i'm self-employed and my mother is one of my best friends. i think everyone should like reba mcentire but i can understand that some people just have bad taste. i dont leave the house without my cell phone but i leave it on silent most of the time. my underwear almost always matches my outfit and i love cats. i love my ass and eyebrows. i love sarcastic jokes - i cant stand people that are intolerant of cultural differences and i cant stand the dutch. i support people's right to choose their own religion even if it's one i disagree with. i'm a work-a-holic and spoiled bitch about my car and i don't care, if that bothers you that is your problem. i am a leo so feel free to give me lots of compliments.
My rules for myspace: i post a lot of bulletins, mostly surveys and they are usually funny so read them unless you are easily offended by dirty boy sex and words like fuck, damn, snatch, camel-toe or youtube video's of girls shitting the hot tub (that was SOOO funny). please don't get assy if i dont comment you a lot - i check myspace everyday but rarely leave messages back to people. even though this description of me sounds like i'm an asshole, send me a message cause i'm a REALLY nice guy.