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Cody

You're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Cody Truxal
Birthday: 02/02/80
Birthplace: This is already getting boring
Current Location: Jenny's
Eye Color: yes
Hair Color: yes
Height: 5' 9" ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: North Paw
Your Heritage: American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Closed-toed sandals
Your Weakness: Green Kryptonite
Your Fears: Vagina Dentata
Your Perfect Pizza: Free
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: See the end of this year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I WILL OWN YOU!
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK!!! (seriously)
Your Best Physical Feature: I came standard with a feature that allows me to absorb energy from organic matter.
Your Bedtime: Tuesday
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remimber
Pepsi or Coke: Siempre Coca Cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: I'm a lover, not a dater.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I dislike tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends
Cappuccino or Coffee: I dislike all forms of coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: No
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: No
Have you Been in Love: Absolutely
Do you want to go to College: Well, they do still owe me 30 bones.
Do you want to get Married: I barely know you.
Do you belive in yourself: All of my senses tell me I am real.
Do you get Motion Sickness: With certain types of motions I do.
Do you think you are Attractive: I have a very limited gravitional pull do to the fact that my mass is relatively tiny.
Are you a Health Freak: Fuck no.
Do you get along with your Parents: Fuck yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Most of the time, yes.
Do you play an Instrument: I have been known to play a few stringed instruments.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.
In the past month have you Smoked: Why do you insist on capitalizing random words? And No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Caffiene.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I can't remimber. Ask Jenny.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Who is Stage?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Out of what?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I prefer to think of it as accepting payment for being in my presence
Ever been Drunk: No.
Ever been called a Tease: Hasn't every girl?
Ever been Beaten up: Please... I'm Superman.
Ever Shoplifted: Insert snappy comeback here as to look cool to everyone who reads this.
How do you want to Die: Slowly and painfully with lots of people watching and laughing, Fucker.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Starship Captain
What country would you most like to Visit: Texas, like everyone else.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: This whole category is flawed and without merit. How retarded was the person who constructed this survey? I refuse to answer anymore questions. The end.
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair:
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own:
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret:

My Interests

http://www.mainframecomps.com

I'd like to meet:

Anyone should feel free to leave a message for me. I guess I am looking for people I haven't talked to in awhile. My online persona is sadly friendless.

Music:

How much would you pay for over 100 CDs including the following top artists? Guy Forsyth, Rage, Wille Nelson, Counting Crows, Jane's Addiction, Spin Doctors, The Defectives, Lemonheads, The Himalayans, Dinosaur Jr, Prick, Fountains of Wayne, Pantera, Simon and Garfunkel, Butthole Surfers, Rolling Stones, Stone Temple, Bob Dylan, Charlie Daniels, The first few NIN albums, At the Drive In, and more!

Television:

This would be funnier if it were somehow symbolic of something.

Insurance companies and penises

Books:

Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure, I am America (and so can you)

My Blog

Pathetic

If you want to read my blog, go here... otherwise go here...
Posted by Cody on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST