Amy - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Im Amy. I study Criminology at MMU on days when im out of bed and havent got better things to do. I love it. Its jam packed.
Im pretty normal really.
I really like flip flops.
I cant walk in high heels very well. Though I rarely try.
Im not very good at being a girl.
I wear hoodies constantly.
I like fruit.
I like Weetabix.
I do slimming world. Oh yes.
My hair is scruffy, most of the time.
I like the smell of washing powder, suntan lotion and anything with coconut in it.
Im growing fond of my dirty little 106 speed machine.
I witter on too much so we'll keep it short.
I make attempts at snowboarding and playing waterpolo.
My main pleasure in life is the washing powder aisle in the supermarket.
When I grow up I want to be in the police.
My Gap Kids snowflake jumper is my favourite.
After my Harpoon Louies departure I am heading back to sit on my checkout at Asda and earn some good money.
I rarely say what I mean.
'This is rejection at its best.
You're like a black woman.'

My Interests

Wakestock
Pic n Mix
Snowboarding
Trips to the countryside
Things that smell of coconut
Wooley tights
Bananas
Washing powder
Coke Zero
The smell at night in Spain
Orangina light
Bacardi
Porridge
Aspartame
Crime and grime

I'd like to meet:

John Travolta
William Young
Jimmy Carr
James McAvoy
Judy Dench
Woody from This is England

I would like to give the above a kiss on the cheek.

Music:

You know it kills me to see such a pretty girl so tired
You've got your mother's cheekbones and your father's crooked smile
Forget all those places that you've never really been
And all those situations you somehow found yourself in
Let your body sink into me
Like your favorite memory
Like a line of poetry
Or a fucking fit of honesty
I'll do my best to keep you, keep you sleepy as the south
With my old watch on your wrist
And my thumbs inside your mouth
Suck on my fingertips until you kill all my prints
So your boyfriend has no clue
Of how much I've been touching you

My problem with me is my problem with you
It doesn't take much
For me to come unglued
I put my headphones on
And hear your favorite songs
And it kills me to know
That this won't be one of them

You know it saves me to think even for a little while
I owned the set of shoulders that you came to rely on
Like in that movie theater when you whispered in my ear
I almost didn't make it
This has been my hardest year
Your job is killing you faster than a cancer could
So now you're giving up like they always said you would
You've got that old map out now and you found the farthest town
You hope that if you're lucky this is where you'll settle down

I don't care where you move I don't care if it's far
All that I ask is that I know where you are
In case our timing is right
In case you need more from me
Than a bit of advice
Or a tongue full of sympathy

Movies:

ET
Dangerous Minds
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Shrek
Winter Mission
A Very Long Engagement
Aladdin
The Garden State
10 Things I Hate About You
Bowling for Columbine
The Secret Garden
Spice World
Dead Mans Shoes
Little Miss Sunshine
This is England

Television:

Lovely little box of light.

Books:

The Twits + Fantastic Mr Fox

Her skin is white as cloth,
and she'd all sewn apart
and she has many coloured pins
sticking out her heart.

She has a beautiful set of hypno-disk eyes,
the ones that she uses
to hypnotize guys.

But she knows she has a curse on her,
a curse she cannot win.
For if someone gets
too close to her,

the pins stick farther in.

Heroes:

Captain Planet
My mum
Seriously.