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Matthew Martin

Welcome to Mattyland!

About Me


Your Japanese Name Is...
Kiyoshi Matsumoto What's your Japanese Name?Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

My Interests




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'What will your business card say?' at QuizGalaxy.com I Like: playing guitar, sports, makin whoopie, drinking, sailing, the beach, my mom, PS2, Miller Lite, nipples, being right, vixens, Baltimore Ravens, snowboarding, food, sleep, the color green, the Baltimore Orioles, italian cold cut subs, blondes, punk rock, traveling, the beach, my Nissan Xterra, etc. I Don't Like: George Bush (either one), New York Yankees, Osama Bin Laden ( he ruined my trip to vegas, really, ask me later), broccoli, priests, hangovers, michelob ultra, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Elizabeth Hurley, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Eddie Vedder


Music:

PEARL JAM, Bad Religion, NOFX, Rancid, Green Day, Linkin Park, Tool, Radiohead, Nirvana, STP, Soundgarden, NIN, MXPX, Smashing Pumpkins, Korn, Ministry, Sublime, 311, Everclear, Foo Fighters, Goldfinger, Alice in Chains, Helmet, REM, Liz Phair, Guns n, Roses, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, The Doors, Hendrix, Coldplay, Radiohead, Snoop, Dre, Wu Tang, A Tribe Called Quest, Black Eyed Peas, and the list goes on and on...
etc...

Movies:

I have WIDE and BROAD interests in movies. I love horror films and anything scary, but I'll watch anything once. Hellraiser series, Gremlins, Ghostbusters, The Sixth Sense, The Ring, Natural Born Killers, A Christmas Story, Platoon, Alien series, OLD SCHOOL, FERRIS BUELER'S DAY OFF, Apocolaypse Now, Zoolander, Fight Club, Spaceballs, STAR WARS, etc.....

Television:

Network TV is for suckers. Commercials can suck a fat one. I watch cable movies when im in front of the tube b/c i dont have time for corporate bullsh*t programming. But Desperate housewives is entertaining? And the Sopranos, Deadwood, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and The Wire are all exceptional programs. Okay, Seinfeld too.

Books:

Installation manuals for products at work.

Heroes:

Ferris Bueller.

Subject "America: From Freedom To Fascism"
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My Blog

aDAM's mORGAn, D.C. (last nite}

dude, i just cant seem to find my way home when i go out in D.Cizzle. im batting 2 for 2 in crashing places other than kev's house. summing it all up; gran marnier rox and so do giant slices of pizza ...
Posted by Matthew Martin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nov 4th, my 25th!

party it up in canton tonite at the bars cuz im old enuf for my car insurance to go down, and thats reason enuf to drink!
Posted by Matthew Martin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fisher Price My First Blog : )

So I've joined the MySpace community, I will welcome myself. Last night I went to the punk rock club after work. Me and my boy Matt B. and my girl Erikaey were standing there when some homeboy walks u...
Posted by Matthew Martin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST