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Captain Awesome

I seen better hands on a clock Kwame

About Me

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Upcoming Dates & Places

Your Mom's House - All night
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My Interests


My biggest interest right now is meeting cool people. Believe it or not, it can be pretty hard sometimes! Sometime I just want to walk up to people in the store and say "hey, i'm tyson, you look fun lets hang out in the fresh produce aisle for a while!" Ha can you imagine the look on their face. Honestly I just want to meet some people whoe want to go along for the ride; co-pilots; companions - a la "The Beach". I think i've decided i'm into brunettes now, but every freakin girl in arizona is blonde. I mean there must be the bubonic Blonde plague going on right now or something!!! Not that i don't like blondes, i think they're fine but seriously, can I get on hot ass brunett in the hizouse?!?

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Noah, Job, David, Jonah, c.s. lewis, albert einstein, sigmund freud, plato, socrates, machiavelli, karl marx, thomas jefferson, ceasar...any of them, Henry VIII, Rasputin, Hipocrotes, Alexander the Great, Imhotep(anyone that dies the way he does has got to have a good story to tell), and last but not least a really nice girl -hahahaha, yeah i know ...that's a good one right!?!? My Top 24 = TEAM AWESOME

Music:

I could go on about music for a while. I'm still fascinated by the fact that music is just a bunch of vibrations....frequencies if you may. So, why does it affect us and make us get all CuRazEEE.??? Whatever the case I think music is pretty neat-O. Not so much for country though...sorry, i don't want my dog to die and lose my house and my girlfriend....not that i have a girl friend but you see my point.

Movies:

Ya know I have friends that have seen more movies in a week than commercials i see in a weekend watching MTV. I would rather watch a movie in my house unless it's something that demands a theatre experience like Slut Wars: Revenge of the sauce-ness monster or Dildo Diaries. I mean the special effects alone in those movies are worth the 8 bucks.....Ha!

Television:

I can't say that i enjoy television. I hate commercials(EXCEPT for the TED FERGUSON COMMERCIALS)....they make me want to feed myself feet first into a wood chipper...really. I'm not a sitcom fan, i don't have the attention span or the patience..... I have a 60'' television anyways.

Books:

I do like books. I wish i had more with the pop out scenery. That would rule. I use to have a collection while growing up. Not too long ago i found one, opened it up only to find half the scenery gone with a note that read:Dear tyson,Someday you will wonder what happened to all your books with scenery pop-outs, in case that day is today you should probably know THAT YOU ATE THEM!love,momaaaaah, the good ol' days....man have I come a long way! no....really!

Heroes:

......honestly, i lucked out...my dad rules......aaaand my mom's pretty rockin too.

My Blog

to go where no SPLIFF has gone beforef!!

Spliff, the Final FrontierHosted By: Star Spliff CommandWhen: Friday Apr 20, 2007at 9:00 PMWhere: Monroes Underground3. W. Monroe St.phoenix, AZ 85003United StatesDescription:Chicago F'king House Jo...
Posted by Captain Awesome on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:03:00 PST

Spliff - Making the Top classy again!

Spliff - Friday March 30thHosted By: the top 3When: Friday Mar 30, 2007at 9:00 PMWhere: Monroe's3 w. Monroe St.phoenix, AZ 85003United StatesDescription:Being #1 What are you the best at? Vote Here!!...
Posted by Captain Awesome on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 11:44:00 PST

SPLIFF - I'M BRING'N 80'S BACK.....

Hosted By: Those Flippin Radical Spliff DudesWhen: Friday Feb 23, 2007at 9:00 PMWhere: Monroes3 w. monroe st.phoenix, AZ 85003United StatesDescription:>>>>>Chicago Fucking House RSVP - Are You 80's En...
Posted by Captain Awesome on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:23:00 PST

ridicule me for trying;

I don't have the energy for your negativity and name calling, it is so childish... I tried to be nice to you and it was your way or the highway and I chose the highway.....Please know this - I'll show...
Posted by Captain Awesome on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:50:00 PST

Have a Spliff and a Smile - Jan. 26th

Hosted By: Captain Awesome and the Soda JerksWhen: Friday Jan 26, 2007at 9:00 PMWhere: Monroes3 w. Monroe st.phoenix, AZ 85003United StatesDescription:Chicago F'ing House RSVP here for a Spliff and a ...
Posted by Captain Awesome on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:28:00 PST

it couldn't have happened to a better individual

So i'm sitting in my office today and in limped a friend I haven't seen in almost a year.  Story turns out he's been MIA because he was shot 11 times by an AK-47.  He was in a coma for 30 da...
Posted by Captain Awesome on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:54:00 PST

Spliff - Wiggin' Out 12/8/06

Friday December Eighth Two Thousand and SixWiggin' Out with a Mother F'king SpliffHosted By: Los Spliff BanditosWhen: Friday Dec 08, 2006at 9:00 PMWhere: Monroes3 w. Monroe St.Phoenix, AZ 85003USDesc...
Posted by Captain Awesome on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:09:00 PST

weird

"When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us." unknown Just something a friend sent to ...
Posted by Captain Awesome on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:27:00 PST

2 Years of Spliff with Jusin Long - Friday October 13th

Friday October Thirteenth Two Thousand and SixIt's Time To Celebrate 2 Years of SpliffHosted By: those Spliff guysWhen: Friday Oct 13, 2006at 9:00 PMWhere: Monroe's3 w. Monroe Stphoenix, AZ 85003USDe...
Posted by Captain Awesome on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:41:00 PST

don't be front'n

If you read my blogs you pretty much know that i speak in metaphors and I talk shit, brag, complain and say shit that only a few people can understand.  See that's comin to an end because i've re...
Posted by Captain Awesome on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:26:00 PST